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[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 59 points 7 months ago

"People fall out of coconut trees, but they do not fall as they please; they do not fall under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past."

  • Kamala Marx
[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

"Oh look, it's a song about me!"

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She's got that clueless alcoholic aunt energy that radiates with the dem base.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Now here we have clueless aunt on vacation.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Frankly, you're right, Frank.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Frank never misses, especially when aiming for a hot dog bun

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Frank Palpatine... Sharpest person here in all of Hexbear.

We should make 'em chancellor.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would definitely use that power responsibly and you would definitely not live to regret it.

(I would, but you would regret it. marx-guns-blazing )

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago
[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

she makes dan quayle look like a chump lmao

[–] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 7 months ago

Its giving turning up to a sober function absolutely cooked out of your tree vibes. I’d party with her tbh

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She's just mocking us at this point....

Go on, laugh... i-do

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How this person was the highest ranking cop in California I do not understand. How do you make it to that position without being able to speak in public or even maintain your composure?

[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

When it's just a bunch of cops together they communicate with snorts and squeals instead of talking

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like to think she takes the same cocktail of drugs Joe Biden does, but she's already lucid enough that it just makes her feel super fucked up.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I still just love the way brace-dark-cowboy described whatever Joe's on as a hitlerian cocktail of drugs

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

It is definitely the same exact shit, I never even heard this bit but it's almost guaranteed that Joe Biden is hitting the same kind of phetamines that Hitler was.

[–] Benluxjan@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago

The only difference between the Cocktail is Most likely that its more refined and with modern drugs so that There arent any as visible Side effects as There were for Hitler.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The kind of politician I would have some xanax with

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Definitely mimosas after breakfast then passing out in the livingroom watching Narcos vibe

[–] D61@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago
[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Armando Iannucci has to be her comms director

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

This gives off "celebrating John Mccain's plane crashing " vibes.