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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

Here's the video.

The quote replies restore some sanity at least.

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[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 82 points 1 week ago

Yup, just accidentally fired 3 separate missiles at 3 separate cars clearly marked as aid organizations that have explicitly given you their information and whereabouts to prevent being targeted. Just a big ole oopsie

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Oh, we got our 'Do not target' list mixed up with our 'Target' list, sowwy. Please give 35 billion now"

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Joe Biden is really gonna lose himself a walk in presidential election not just because he refuses to do anything good, but also because he insists on openly, actively doing objectively terrible things like aiding a genocide

And libs are still out here like "hE's NoT aS bAd As TrUmP wIlL bE"

All he had to do was the BAREST minimum and he'd have won in a landslide, but he won't even give up tablescraps

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago

It's a Democrat tradition at this point

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Own goals and supporting establishment candidates way past their sell-by date

[-] princeofsin@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

I really really really want to beat the shit out of this guy.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

Personally I want to pour boiling hot sand down his throat, one grain of sand for each of his lies

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I don't think it would fit, that many millions of grains of sand would surely be hundreds of liters.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

I mean, even better

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

The manager of the global order has addressed your concerns to the best of their ability. The problem is yours not ours!

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

We're sorry you feel bad (addendum: but go fuck yourself)

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

It's Homer Simpson asking for no more apples in the vending machine except instead of the vending machine it's Gaza, instead of apples it's genocide, and instead of Homer Simpson it's basically every progressive voter under thirty.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 1 week ago

He's called Kirby because he sucks.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

he really does

[-] christian@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I still think about this guy's glowing endorsement of the IDF when he was asked if the US was concerned about civilian deaths way back in early November:

On Israeli efforts to minimize civilian casualties, NSC's John Kirby says: "We have seen some indications that there are there are efforts being applied in certain scenarios to try to minimize, but I don't want to overstate that."

Really helped put things in perspective for me about how ridiculous the demands that we stop backing the IDF are once I understood how much these decisions are weighing on them.

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Occasionally in some situations under the right circumstances, they won’t kill civilians, but predominantly yes. Ridiculous.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

Guy looks like a single appearance Sopranos character

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago
[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

money please

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The way this guy talks in the video makes my skin crawl.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

He has such a Patrick Bateman quality to him. Too polished, always smiling like a fox.

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

The tide seems to be turning on social media. I've noticed a huge shift in the ratio of comments calling it out. Still nowhere near enough.

[-] Zodiark@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

They have to say that as the government would be liable in empowering those violations if they did admit that.

[-] wombat@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

all palestinian violence against israel is self-defense.

[-] Captain_Wtv@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reminder according to a thing I posted a while back, they know they're lying and doing it anyway. It's why some people have resigned. They tried to change things internally but turns out the dissent message thing is worth nothing (you can write your dissent somewhere on govt policy if you work for the DOJ/DOD/other depts). https://hexbear.net/comment/4758057

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I had only seen the screengrab.

Here's the video.

Holy mother of fuck. He's somehow gotten even worse and he was already awful.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Hey Kirby - die-motherfucker

[-] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Man... Can't wait to "own the libs" in November

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago
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