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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 65 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Folks? The protesters are NOT HOT. More and more people are saying it!

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Damn, they're certainly not at the protests I'm at. Respectfully.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago

Twitter was a mistake...

Fuck this. All power to those protestors and to people that block roads and spread awareness!

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago (4 children)

boomers had lead poisoning, millennials have irony poisoning

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That’s not irony. These people are chilling in lofts in the big city, eating brunch, socializing at some club or party while getting paid by Peter Thiel and a bunch of simps. These are their unfiltered opinions.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

It’s so weird that Red Scare was considered a leftist podcast

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Microplastic induced brainworms

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 6 months ago

Oh no, were fucked in the future

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey, they didn't completely get rid of leaded gasoline until the 90's (and even now small engine propeller airplanes use leaded gasoline as AvGas), so we've got lead poisoning too!

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

something something educational outcomes in neighborhoods around race tracks

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

I don’t like being compared with the boomers mmkay?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago

Proud to be shrill and messy

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Weird that of the people Adam Friedland has history with the one who does racist impersonations and almost says slurs as a bit is like the least problematic one

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Nick really should have gone ahead and stole all her clothes

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I can't believe Dasha of all people are saying this...

This guy looks exactly like her type (skinny white boi)

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago

At least that skinny white boi is doing something!

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wow his underwear labels him

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Life imitates art (Ben garrison comics)

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Dasha is so unbelievably depressing. You can see that the judgement she inflicts on everyone else she also inflicts on herself. So much of what I see from her is just a "I'm not unattractive, right? I'm attractive, so I'm a worthy person. God, if I were unattractive, I would hate myself. I'm not unattractive, right?" Over and over again in perpetuity, no room for anything else. Her whole twitter is like this, she's fixated.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

I wanna see a version of the American revolution but loyalists calling the revolutionaries libtards and stuff. That would be so funny.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

The Thiel bucks rot your brain like lead poisoning.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Libs like this deserve barbara-pit

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

I met my wife at a protest. She thought I looked pretty fucking cool.

pavlichenko heart-sickle stalin

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

Protest photos aren't Instagrammable enough for you? Just fucking die, please

[–] regul@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

Woman obsessed with aesthetics continues to be so.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

What a weird criticism. There’s plenty of attractive people with it being a college campus in nyc lol

[–] blashork@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

user reports: needs a CW for ableism

I agree, please add one

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 6 months ago

I want to ban people like this from fiction for life. They should only be allowed to read historical textbooks, no movies, no tv shows, no magazines with celebrities on the cover, nothing. The only way to cure their terminal fiction-brain where protests have to be like in the movies.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

Oh no! The students, they don't look attractive eviscerated

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

Nothing but the best from Dasha nekrasova

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 months ago

Dash eats shit. Boom. Got her ass.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I mean, they sort of are in that protests are about being perceived.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago (2 children)

protests are about being perceived.

Protests are a material display of force and organization. It is saying "so and so many people are willing to show up and risk life and limb for a cause, despite the certainty of brutal repression by state security forces," with the implication that further escalation can happen if their demands aren't met.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, you are literally being perceived to have power and organisation.

???

If there's a media blackout on your protest, no tik tok, no Facebook, no cnn, your protest is going to be smaller and potentially less effective.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Again, blame the media.

It's not our fault.

People are literally getting beaten up by fascists and possibly killed.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And? I'm not arguing that the protests are "invalid ", nor that their cause isn't just, nor that people aren't getting merced or beaten up.

I'm arguing against autism dragons opening title statement that protests are not about being seen.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (4 children)

They are being seen, increasingly. It's working.

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[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

that is not their argument, they are mocking this person for not appreciating the vibes of the anti genocide protests, and thinking that's a reasonable criticism. This protest isn't fashionable enough, thats the thing, not that the person acknowledged that people see protests

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[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No. Stop.

The protests are fucking valid and I don't care how they're "perceived."

If we can't at least protest and look ugly doing so, then fuck this country and fuck the comrades that turn against us because of "optics."

Protestors have been fighting the police and making things hell for the Zionists and inconvenient too.

Protests are also a gateway to more radical action, like road blockages, armed protest, and stopping arms shipments, not to mention good for recruitment.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (31 children)

OK, if protests weren't perceived they would be ineffective. I do not see how this could possibly be controversial. And a way to get perceived is by blocking roads, ports, taking up space in (in this case) Zionist institutions.

Being perceived and trying to be doesn't necessarily mean leaning into liberal politeness politics. It can mean shitting on a confederate statue.

But it is still Aesthetics and making choices about it.

The vast majority of protesters were people who saw the initial protests on Facebook or tik tok or whatever.

Again, I literally do not understand how any of this could be argued.

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[–] panned_cakes@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (8 children)

hey don't take this personally but please don't post this horrible woman anywhere

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Protests aren't sexy enough...

Tits out for Palestine! sickubus

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[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I agree, the moods all wrong, there aren't nearly enough molotovs and property damage at these protests.

Even the modern day Fr*nch protests are more a e s t h e t i c, and they haven't guillotined anyone in years!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

What a brave take here's an special wine cave inventation barbara-pit

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