He was literally the one in power when Roe was overturned. It's like the US gives you two fantasy lands to live in and you're treated like the problem when you point out reality.
true, the worst crime in this country is breaking kayfabe
He's going to bring back what he allowed to be taken away? It's not like he's going to get more powerful the older he gets.
no more half measures walter
Just because he was in power when Roe got overturned and has for almost all his life been against abortion except in the most extreme of cases, that doesn't mean he won't re-institute it
You're bringing Roe back next term, Joe?
Why not do it this term? Why are you holding women's bodies hostage for your election?
Because the president can’t actually do anything sweatie, why don’t you retake civics 101? Don’t you remember Biden’s famous 2020 campaign slogan: “I can’t do anything [except arm Ukrainian Nazis, attempt to start WW3 with Russia and China, sign oil drilling permits during climate apocalypse, undo all covid protections (except for the ones which protect me), and shrug as the right undoes Roe and Affirmative Action and god knows what else].”
The powers of the US president are whatever that president feels like they are.
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for the presidency to be based entirely on vibes…
The presidency has always been just vibes
no more half measures walter
US politics is like a TV show where anything progressive gets undone by the end of every episode.
Oh no the proles might just win this time, just kidding.
Nothing will fundamentally change.
Vote you useless pieces of shit. Vote hard. Vote harder than you ever did in your entire life. Vote like how edgers cum.
Standing in the voting booth for six hours filling out the ballot but never actually voting.
Wait, there's a debate already? No this is too soon. This is like Christmas shit showing up in a store in september
There's a "debate" between 8 people who are polling at 15% combined.
It's as relevant as if you asked the dining room of a random restaurant what they would do if they were president.
There might be some entertainment in watching people refuse to criticize the person they're campaigning against but I'm not wasting hours of my life to watch republicans be hypocrites.
Wait, it's WITHOUT TRUMP!? OMG. God damn he literally cannot lose.
Yea Trump I think is doing an interview with tucker at the same time and then turning himself in tomorrow to su k the wind out of any news from the debate lmao.
What if he just doesn't turn himself in? Possibly an even bigger story as everyone freaks out about norms.
I am praying to God on the 0.0000001% chance that he defects to North Korea at the last minute
boring: Trump running from prison
funny: Trump running from the Ryugyong Hotel
supports the 
government in exile
I'll have an OJ Simpson style police chase please.
I'm 💯% convinced that every opposition candidate to trump including meatboy is a stooge to make him look better
joe means it. unfortunately, he misspoke. what joe means is he's bringing "sears roebuck"
love our vibes-based political economy. vibearchy. vibeocracy.
I don't support the vibelicans, the vibeocrats are much more to my liking.
Reminder that Sleepy Joe is a self-described "devout catholic"
Now remind me how catholics feel about abortion
Folks, the papist menace
The overwhelming majority of lay catholics are pro-choice.
that sub always gave me strong astroturfed vibes
the entire website is astroturfed
Memes were a mistake. Libs can claim that memes are just as good as legislation.
hes paying fox news to anger their base and come out against them? very special
Undermining Fox News by paying them shitloads of money to display ads that will win them exactly 0 votes. Bidenomics, baby.
So, the plan is to hand FOX News a bunch of Democrat donor dollars in order to stir up anti-abortion sentiment among the Republican base, because... ???
No you fucking won't, Joe.
No for real this time you gotta vote for em bro, seriously I know they've said this for every electiin for 2 decades and they didn't do anything multiple times when they had the opportunity and then it got repealed on their watch after they said you have to vote for them so it won't go away but I swear to God bro for real this time bro just vote for them one more time for sure.
Biden is really good at trolling tho
as in trolling people with student loan forgiveness
It's the dunk tank.
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