It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Hexbears are so mean and insulting!
You stupid troglodyte misgenders me
You’re right, I’m sorry for being so problematic you racist scumbag lmao
Edit: thanks to this disgusting chud for coming over to prove how much they need the wall
Debate nerds triggered by someone shooting back with a "stfu nerd" instead of a dissertation.
They're not even debate nerds. I've gone thru debatey discussions with a bunch of them, and they just end up in a circular loop or being condescending and then crying foul when you say they're being condescending.
One of their favorite phrases is "don't put words in my mouth" and "strawman" which is apparently when you quote what they say back at them.
This is all of them 
They don’t care about the truth, they just want an excuse to be self righteous
You literally couldn't make it easier for these morons to use the right pronouns
That's the most redditly comment I've ever read.
I can just see them clicking post feeling like it's the sickest burn.
He's already in his Joe Rogan discord telling the lads about his epic dunk 
i'm so so glad that tumblr outgrew insults like this in like 2015 and i haven't had to see them since. overly verbose "i'm smarter than you and so not owned" insults are up there with the most cringe ass shit the internet does.
People who are super well read and articulate are attractive precisely because they don't overuse it and instead pull out banger niche words once in a blue moon that gives it proper clout.
People who exclusively talk like that make my skin crawl with cringe.
Ive seen many of your comments and only just now realized that that's your icon, and not an emote you put in every message lmao
I gotta say, I was expecting vitriol when I first got a reply to a comment from a Hexbear user, but y'all are genuinely appreciative of discourse and it's been refreshing to not immediately be attacked when I argue in good faith. Y'all are getting a bad rap lol, glad to be able to communicate with you
Back atcha o7
mothers milk dripping off his lips
Rule 1 of making insults: don't hint about your sexual fetish
will no one rid me of this turbulent isntance? 
mother's milk
Something very Freudian about the Lemmy fascists. We should study it.
"Hah, you disgusting tankies are too busy looking at your foot fetish porn... with its supple toes... and gorgeous wrinkles... and the smell, oh God, the smell!
Where was I? Uhh. Yeah... you tankies suck."
This is how Call of Cthulhu campaigns start
Something about the way he phrased it makes me think this is one of those breast milk ice cream guys
we need to put a stop to all new kinds of guys until we can figure out what the fuck is going on
He says it in a way like of course everyone secretly wishes they could still breastfeed, but he’s grownup enough to resist the temptation and we’re not, or something
I’d edit out the stuff about calling him a diaper fetishist, nothing wrong with that on its own afaik
Now that's a weird pervert
Is it not strawmanning to represent your opponent as a... "cave-dwelling infant"?
I think it's technically an ad hominem.
Strawmanning would usually be misrepresenting somebodies argument instead.
You just can’t comprehend it, sorry commie, you’ve got the wrong brain pan for it
Mothers milk dripping
This has to be a bit lmao
What a fucking geek. I hope something terrible happens to them.
😔