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[–] booty@hexbear.net 134 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Thing is, they're partially right. Revolution means war and war is violent. Innocent people will be murdered. Sick children. Homeless people. The elderly. Perfectly healthy random people. Pets, wild animals, you name it. Stuff that shouldn't have to die will die. That's the nature of war.

The reason it's still worth it is that we're already at war. It's just that largely only one side is waging that war. Innocent people are being murdered under the status quo every single day. Sick children, homeless people, the elderly, perfectly healthy random people, pets, wild animals, you name it. They're already being murdered. Revolution only looks violent and unreasonable from the privileged position that the status quo isn't violent.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago

If you think it's a tragedy when people can't get their groceries and medicine, boy do I have some news for you!

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[–] RION@hexbear.net 99 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man it's a good thing structural violence isn't a thing. Otherwise incremental reform (or more honestly, its vain pursuit under bourgeois democracy) would have its own death toll that is being assumed as the normal, immutable state of things

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[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 84 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tagging your essay with #de-radicalisation is literally the soyest thing imagibable

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

Essay? This wouldn't even get a C- if you turned this in at Highschool.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 78 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why do people think the revolution is one singular magical eschatological even that will happen everywhere at the same time, and involves destryoing everything? Why did i believe that at one point? Where did that idea come from and why does it persist?

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not reading history outside of fantasized media

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This, only revolution you see in mass media/consciousness in the west puts it forth as some sort of pseudomaterialist rapture. When really history isn't quite linear and easy, you could say revolutions began long before its obvious and it doesn't matter what precious pearl-clutching scratched libs think, we're already in several. You'll get all sorts of flavors of slow and steady and quick fascistic collapse, which is what they desire in their scratched lil dark heart.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago

“THERE were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.” -Mark Twain

-Happybadger

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 70 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

before you start a revolution, you have to submit detailed plan and schedule of your movements to your local fbi headquarters, so that they can ensure steady workings of proletarians (who will otherwise crumble into ash when shareholders can't answer their emails)

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

also also, think of the poor babies of the plantation owners, who didn't get to see their daddy kitty-cri-texas

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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

de-radicalization

People who ideology-hop into marxism and plant no roots by reading theory will just as quickly ideology-hop out of marxism. Simple as.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 64 points 5 months ago

Sometimes I think I'm too doomer, but this is what real defeatism looks like. Pure "I don't care" energy distilled into a thread.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gonna need a list of revolutions where all the children in the hospitals spontaneously died.

Oh wait guess what... Didn't happen. Even when shit gets really bad the hospitals make it work right up until you create literal famine conditions like Gaza. Shut up lib.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I get what you’re saying and largely I agree, but I think it’s more honest to admit that unfortunately people are going to die during a revolution. The thing is these same people are going to die if they can’t pay their medical bills, which the libs will never admit to.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

People are going to die but claiming that every kid in a hospital is going to spontaneously combust is fucking ridiculous.

People are going to die because there's going to be a literal civil war that occurs, with all the problems of a civil war that there usually are. Generally speaking neither side wants to kill everyone in hospitals in a civil war though, they both have to try and appeal to the population so "everyone in the hospital died" doesn't tend to go down well.

With medical provisions that aren't getting produced in the country anymore aid agencies pick up the slack.

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[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Those people are currently dying and would be saved by a revolution. They just described what's happening right now.

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[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know where in the world you live and how rich you have to be to think "slow steady and long term changes" could possibly be thought of as positive considering the entire world has obviously been on a very steady downward spiral since like the 60s.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Soooo, these people think the American revolution was a bad thing? The Haitian revolution? French Revolution? Do they think the Vietnamese should have just rolled over and been content with being French subjects because otherwise the supply of baguettes might have been interrupted? Once again, libs love every prior revolution and hate the idea of the revolution around the corner.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh they definitely think the Haitian revolution was bad

us-foreign-policy

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because, of course, the one and only defining trait of every revolution is taking a flamethrower to the paediatric unit of your local hospital.

"Fuck them kids, bro!"

  • Che Guevara
[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kind of like how when a climate protest blocks the road every single car is an ambulance or a wrongly convicted felon on their way to a probation meeting.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Every action a leftist does has to trigger a mass dying.

This was set out in Kropotkin's seminal work, "Mutual Destruction"

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[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

Literacy is oppression for those who can't read.

[–] MaoShanDong@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Another great example about how disconnected the average westerner is from the material condition that most of the world faces. If you even take a second to look at the conditions that were necessary to preempt revolutions like that seen in China, Russia, Haiti, or as we see now the resistance of the Palestinians it becomes quite clear the question is not whether there will be medicine for sick children or whether child support comes through. The reality is that there will be NO hospitals and NO organization to even process the concept of child support. The liberal tendency to put the cart before the horse and insert their idealized concept of revolution into what they think revolutionary times might look like is what I personally see as one of the greatest divides in thought between them and some of the older relatives in my family I have had the chance to talk to. For my older relatives that lived through the war and revolution it was do or die. Just goes to show how far away any real chance of revolution is here in the west.

[–] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago

The liberal tendency to put the cart before the horse and insert their idealized concept of revolution into what they think revolutionary times might look like is what I personally see as one of the greatest divides in thought between them and some of the older relatives in my family I have had the chance to talk to.

the young-adult dystopia novel industry has been a disaster for the human race

[–] fox@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

These are the people who see revolution not as one stage of an ongoing struggle to improve the world, but as a spontaneous rapture-like event divorced from the conditions before. The kind of people who've read no theory or performed no praxis and assume that socialists want the system to be violently upheaved and rebuilt with themselves at the top with no further changes. They've never heard of dual power, of communities taking care of their own, or even Food Not Bombs feeding the needy for free

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I fucking hate tumblr left anti-communists (liberals)

[–] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think they're the single most frustrating type of liberal. They're the closest to "getting it" among all the liberals because many of them are queer and/or women and so have experienced real oppression unlike many in the Reddit crowd, which is largely male and techbro-aligned. When I occasionally interact with them, I just want to make them read State and Revolution (or the equivalent anarchist text, both Marxism and anarchism are superior to liberalism) because many of them do just need that final push out of liberal orthodox thinking into a better and more explanatory ideology.

But their closeness to the truth in terms of how society is patriarchal and this needs to be changed and a more queer society created (albeit without a Marxist feminist understanding) makes it all the more frustrating when people like those in the image above come along and confidently assert that revolutions shouldn't be done because they lead to innocent people dying because they haven't even heard of the concept of structural violence, or other excuses for not adopting a revolutionary approach. Their automatic dismissal of totalitarian tankies who want to redistribute your toothbrush as well as the dismissal of anarchists for having too lofty/unrealistic a goal, ultimately leads to them navel-gazing uselessly in a corner somewhere or, at best, attempting the entirely pointless task of pushing elected officials to the left, and thus they're on the side of the fascist status quo.

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 49 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Every time i see some navel-gazing horseshit like this out of comfortable, overprivileged crackers like these, all I can think is that nah, fuck all the bullshit; Amerikans are absolutely acceptable collateral when shit pops off. Because it will pop off, and it will not be the left that gets it popping. We are going to have to fight a war that will be brought to us. We are going to have to bleed fascists dry; and it's specifically because the bloated, overprivileged larvae of the professional managerial class, that expected to grow into nepobaby sinecurials, couldn't be bothered to wake up, grow up, and realize that they're ACTUALLY in the same slowly-boiling pot as all the rest of us.

And half of them will sell us out when that time comes, to preserve the comfort and 'peace' that they put over everyone else's agony. That they paper over the unpleasantries of their life with. They won't even think about what happens to us after they make that call.

Nah, they wanna talk about 'they're not acceptable collateral'? No. Every settler; every colonizer's son, every colonizer's daughter, is acceptable collateral. More than enough of my people have been lynched to justify it. These Amerikans have never been on any kind of motion that isn't "making sure the treat dispenser is still running at the expense of 'the minorities' that they'd have a HEART ATTACK if they saw moving into their neighborhoods". These are not my allies. These are not my comrades. These are not my countrymen.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This might be a reasonable concern if the current governments weren't already killing and causing suffering en masse.

Why is my life right now considered "acceptable collateral" but revolution to solve that is wrong?

[–] rafflesia@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

This radlib navel-gazing pisses me off so much. Not just because its completely detached from the reality that these people are going to be killed in the exact way they're describing by the systems in place currently, but because it's always trotted out to scold and tut-tut people for being reprehensible tankies presumably to preserve the fragile ego of some imperial chauvinist.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

Its weird how the government, when attacked, can immediately turn off the power/water/gas/food/medicine to defend itself like that.

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I love how these self described "leftists" and "progressives" only ever say things that serve to reinforce the idea that nothing should or can change. Regardless of if these things are true or not, at the end of the day the function of these statements is to reinforce the status quo. Yet these dipshits will claim to be progressive, to want change. Don't buy it for a fucking second. They're privileged enough to live in a world that seems "peaceful" to them, and that's all they care about. They want that world to stay exactly the same, "safe" for them at any cost to anyone else. The irony is the violence they think doesn't occur under the status quo is coming for them too, it's coming for us all.

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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok I got an idea: we take care of each other. Before, after, during the revolution. And if people tell us to stop, we fuck em up.

What do you mean the revolution was the friends and anticapitalist structures we made along the way?? SHENANIGANS!!

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But HOW will the medication factories work without the CEO and the shareholders? Who will make the medicine? The workers themselves? Preposterous! Without shareholders, material infrastructure ceases to exist. I am very smart.

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But there's people who rely on government programs to eat and live.

Just fucking steal shit?

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everyone claims they would pull the lever in the Trolley Problem, yet here is an actual example of it.

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[–] NoLeftLeftWhereILive@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sounds like these einsteins have never experienced poverty or any kind of an undeprivileged position where medication and access to healthcare is systemically disrubted all the damn time as a system feature.

Where are all the Westerners with actual access to even basic healthcare right the f now? I mean this is again a post that only reveales the privilege and ignorance of the posters.

This level of ignorance can only come from a consistent choice to not aknowledge the endless and constant violence the system we live in does. On every level. We live in a system of violence that was built on violence and is upheld by it. Ffs...

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Almost as if the working class needs to seize the means of production

Also insert Mark Twain quote about the terror of the revolution being dwarfed by the terror of the old regime. How many thousands of children with medical needs are being neglected, abused, or their families indebted by the cruelty of capitalism, right now?

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[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the redditor who posted this is an israeli zionazi is anyone surprised???

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

Dumbass uses the database analogy, but apparently has never encountered the situation where a database is fundamentally ill-equipped to handle the task you require, and attempts to bolt on band aids will result in collapse of the database.

[–] DrCrustacean@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Third commenter describing awful shit that happens under capitalism as a justification to keep capitalism around lmao

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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

I think about how if the revolution doesn't happen then 10s of thousands of people will continue to die due to lack of basic services like healthcare and food and transportation and heating and housing on an ongoing basis every single year.

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The revolution can be peaceful if the bourgeoisie and fascists let it be peaceful (they won't)

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Until the revolution every kid with significant medical needs is in peril of not getting the help they need and every hospital is on the brink of collapse if one too many nurses call in sick that day and millions go without getting any care at all.

Violence is invisible to libs until it becomes personally inconvenient to them.

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

taking my hedge clippers to the local hospital when the revolution starts (killing children is my main motivation); I think there will be an obvious power cable to just snip off; I get confused and ask the doctors where the huge power cable for the hospital is; they don't know either

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