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I'm just your average Crazy Canadian, who decided to retire from real estate as early as possible to live and travel in South East Asia.

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[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

Retire from exploiting renters to sexually exploit ~~women~~ girls I fetishize as exotic.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

If it isn't techbro shit it's real estate that attracts garbage people.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

when you first ask your prospective girlfriend how much she costs a month, she might say ~~"wtf are you talking about weirdo"~~ ~~"why are you talking like i'm a sex worker"~~ "i don't cost anything haha", but believing this female lie often the beginner ~~sexpat's~~ expat flaneur's first mistake! the real cost will soon become apparent. here are some hidden costs: copyright free music starts playing

  • number one: dinner dates

    • your girlfriend might not be happy to cook for for you immediately after you start dating. in oriental culture, a male often displays his value by purchasing food and drinks at overpriced restaurants. understanding this key mechanic can make or break you as a beginner NeoRomancer. taking her to mcdonalds, or insisting on splitting the bill based on your comparative Sexual Market Values, can result in her displaying IABs (intercourse-avoidant behaviours).
  • number two: shopping

    • as the old s̸a̸y̵i̶n̴g̷ g̴͍̍ŏ̴ͅẹ̶̓s̸̯̐, ẅ̶̧̨̻́͛́o̷͔̽̕͠m̵̲̞͛̓͋ė̸̛̠ń̶͕̤ b̴̯̹͇̾̓̄ę̵̤͊͑̓͝ s̷̡̩̻̺̗͆̏͑̈́̋̉͑h̶̡̠̞̄̏̀́ȍ̸̡͊̓p̴̧̘͔̦̼̜̖̒̽̀́̏̚͠p̸̛̮̗̏͐̉͑̄̄̓̃ḯ̸͇̺̩̮̞̓n̷͙̝̬̦̗͊g̵̭͚̣̭̟̪̠̍̐̇̍̊̽͛͜ͅ
[-] davel@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

I’m still waiting for the kelly Blue Book’s True Cost to Own® (TCO®) figures for Thai quark

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago
[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

typical landlord shit

this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2024
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