The Mechanic (2010)
The Mechanic II (2013)
The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)
The Mechanic 3 (2015)
MECHANIC (2019)
MECHANIC 2 (2020)
MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)
Can you add release years?
There you go friend
Okay, I was thinking there was a reboot when they changed from Roman numerals.
it's a common misunderstanding and it's actually something of an in joke with the fandom. there's a really good edit someone made that basically changes the canonical order to be:
The Mechanic (2010)
The Mechanic II (2013)
MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)
The Mechanic 3 (2015)
MECHANIC 2 (2020)
MECHANIC (2019)
The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)
which works remarkably well. they actually brought back the original director from the first two the mechanic movies for new dawn, so stylistically it fits better even though it was made a decade later. the end result is a sort of rashomon version of the mechanic narrative. it's really a must watch for mechanic fans.
Thank you good fae, now I have an excuse to rewarch the whole series
How So, On The Morrow?
Five Months In Scottsdale, Arizona
Splint
Mischief Gone Awry
Froggo The Boy
Robert's First Trip Out
Three Men In A CVS On A Tuesday Morning
The Surly Commandant's Nephew
Menacing Compacts
Blades And Bullets At The Bookstore
Scalamangor!
Margot Left
Who Opened The Den Door?
The Implausible Hop-Man
THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
I got your vibe
Tbh, I was a bit disappointed before this list. Glad you get it.
Here's a few more:
Silver Sandbars
Corndog: Part IV
Mordecai's Surfin' Hawaiian Adventure
The Lower Lumbar
Star-Crunch
Nocturnal Nemesis
How To Get To The Hardware Store
Blood Kingdom
Power Gun
Sniper King
Punch Drunk Hitman
Sniper King would be awesome if it was literal. Punch Drunk Hitman sounds like an amazing slapstick comedy
Return of the Fall of the Revenge of the Attack of the Rise of the Dawn
Pt: 2: The Reckoning of the Moon
Horse! The Musical
If it's heroin, meh, it's called rent or whatever. If it stars two dudes in a horse costume, it.there opening night
Deus ex Macarena
The last yakubian
The lost election
Savior
Portfolio of a troubled man
Man who did 899 real estate deals
The final dangerous game : part two
Diary of a welder
Underwear mogul
The third plane
Better the Fire upon Thee Roll
Dear Rabbi
Haudenosaunee
Inconquerable
It Was a Cold Night
Like Fishes Need Water
Roatta: The Black Beast
Some Call it Cowardice
The Butcher of Fezzan
The Gospel According to St. Peter
Thirteen Twelve
Unreckoned
This is a list that would sweep Cannes and then no one would see
I’m unsure if that’s a compliment or not.
Simply a statement. They strike me as film fest movies by the names
A Little Knowledge
And It Came to Pass
Desecrators
Hail, Immortal Fatherland
Making the Best of It
Looking Out for Number One
Out of the Running
The Only Good Communist
The Plague Rats
Uno ab Alto
White Ain’t Right
Flint (2017) is a movie about lead-poisoned water in a Michigan city, maybe adding an exclamation mark turns it into a satire black comedy musical
The land before tomorrow.
The land without thyme.
Last place
Screwdriver pt 10
Campus of country
Live easy
The cat that lives with an old man who lives atop the mountain who's always a dick to service workers because he's just old and mad he's no longer youthful so he comes off as a complete ass: The movie
Timothy lives at the end (spoiler he dies immediately)
The lost city of Pacificis
Mediterranean sunshine
Yuno: The Thing
Megablox the movie
Brandon, Darkest before dawn
A Worthy Adversary
Zebra Time
Taciturn Dream
The Zurich Smile
A Time for Horses to Bleed
Rashackle Rampage
The Thirsty Dentist
Viridian Brontide
Aw, Shucks!
Best Buds Brigade
Yellow Pencil
Last Road Home, Part 3
Too Much Soap
The Day The Horses Went Silent
STALINGRAD: Next Generation
Dark Ben: Beyond Accountancy
Swill II
The Binman
The Binman III: No Time For Tomorrow
BINMAN: Origins
Sweet Chestnuts On Barren Soil
Belgium!
Adolf, The Musical
AI: Advanced Ignorance
If you can patent a movie name do.this before someone makes the chat gpt doc after the bubble bursts
Horses and Happenstance
Fabrigé
The Rhizome
Feldman's Path
North of Salzburg
Hot to Trot
The Brigadier General
Fascination of a Simpleton
Clair-Voyance: Teenage Psychic Detective
Escape from Rebel City is an action movie with a confused and incoherent ideology of rebellion.
The Capricorn is Oscar bait.
Tomorrow Comes Next Tuesday is a manic pixie dream girl romance. The girl's name is Tomorrow.
Char Broiled is a stoner comedy about an aspiring cook.
The Bogota Maneuver is historical Oscar bait.
Flint! is a musical about Obama.
Steel Mechanic is scifi action about a grizzled man who fixes robots in early 2100s Los Angeles.
Eacape From Rebel City is the sequel to Road to Rebel City and comes before The Battle for Rebel City and it's the only one I do have a solid concept for. Think The Warriors, Streets of Fire and Miami Connection kinda overall universe where everyone knows kung fu, is in a street gang that reflects the subgenre of rock they're totally dedicated to and everyone is in a band or bike gang. Neon.
Sounds freakin sweet
It's not all there yet, but it's been something sticking to my brain and slowly filling in
Get some Megazone 23 into the mix
I'd be with ya, but I'm trying to avoid the anime side of it, cause Japan kinda has their own version of what I'm going for and it's pretty well established and trodden. I'm going more for a world interpreted by coked up low budget film distributors who would have maybe released a localized dub of those animes on vhs and recorded the voices mostly themselves to save money and paid little attention to good translations. 70s sleaze clashing with 80s glitz is a part.
Agate
Underneath
Rise of the Extraordinary Gentlemen
Home Again
Outside Time
Blade Mountain
The Pirahna's Domain
The Last Yokel
Praire Fiends
Blasphemy for the Devil
Bernard Le Cavalier D'Éspace Spectaculair Avec Le Garçon D'Étoile en: Docteur Nebula et la Femme Feroce
Trying to Strike a Chord: The Downfall of Aubrey Graham
People on twitter were speculating about what a movie of the Drake-Kendrick beef would be like. The best suggestion I saw was a character study of Drake where Kendrick never actually appears except in his diss tracks, and functions as just kind of a presence throughout the movie.
The Trial of Xavier Pluck
Quantum Theology
Scott Manson: Thief
Iditarod: A True Story
Brainchild
The Sky When It's Cloudy
Variable
Newton's Laws
Dancing Indoors
Victorium
Winston the Dog
The Housepainter's Wife
Portrait of a Fink
The Humboltd Diaries
Darren Wilcox: Payback Man
The Mystery of Xorl
Starstander II: Quasar Games
Fisherman's Warf
Flea Gambit
A Harsh Revelation
Four Wall Make a House
(I am so much better at this than all of you)
The Vindicated
Fresh Dill
The Sword of Damacles
Blyth Expressions
67 Minutes to Launch
The Fairway
Dinner Time at the Wilkinson's
Sir, You Bastard!
Miss Mary Has a Steamboat
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank