Riding a confederate-themed cybertruck while also being Kid Rock is enough to create a loser wormhole.
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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Something that bugs me about this scenario is that Bo and Luke Duke were bootleggers, not cowboys, so none of this even makes sense.
The "redneck who loves cops" shit is a betrayal of their roots. You're supposed to hate Johnny Law, goddamnit.
I'll let slide, let the bluesky users enjoy having someone be less cool than them for once.
The term "cowboy" actually specifically referred to rustlers and horse thieves back in the old west. Actual cattle herders were usually called stockmen or drovers, to call one a cowboy was considered an insult.
If this is "cool" I'm cringe af
Thank God I'm not that. I guess I must be cool instead.
loser!
"Who the fuck are any of these?"
Googles
I guess sometimes ignorance is bliss.
If I internalize this too much it feels like my head is going to implode anti-cool singularity.
the actor who played Bo Duke has a hilarious career. he stars in low budget ensemble cast christian conservative straight-to-video garbage as well as low budget erotic thriller straight-to-video garbage.
which is so pathetic, I think I want to respect it.
I could be President if the Christian Virgins Chess and Anime Fans Club and be cooler than this.
"Young ladies, young ladies..." 
Incorrect
I was never cool
You might be cool but you'll never be farting uncontrollably while a bird steals your toupee and you get depants in front of a crowd of swimsuit models cool.
Kid rock wants you to join the army