According to local sources throughout the nation, once the knife-wielding doctors have successfully swapped every teen’s gender, they probably have plans to go around swapping them all back again.
As one of those doctors it's like being a zombie. I used to be a good little cissy until an evil transer doctor changed my sex. Now I am also a doctor and feel the undeniable urge to change people's sexes.
It's a vicious cycle.
zombie
Traaaaaaaaaaaaanssssss
Many such cases
We’re told these savage physicians are sharpening their scalpels as we speak
Poetry
Missed opportunity to say "savage sawbones"
Having physicians there is what makes it special though. If the writer only used all s starting words it would have been cheesy. Having a word in there that doesn't start with an s but phonetically is sounded with a hard s in it is the genius of it.
I'm so glad the onion has it's mojo back.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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