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What's the most you ever lost in an election? You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. It wouldn't even be right. You've been putting it up a coconut tree your entire life, you just didn't know it. You stand to win everything, unburdened by what has been. Do not come in your pocket. Otherwise it will become just another election. Which it is.

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This kind of shitpost is why I fucking love you all.

I just got an invasive thought. I must now make up lyrics to Alanis Morissette's Ironic but instead of "it figures" it's "it Chigurhs"

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

An old man tried to play it straight

He found 2 million dollars and died the next day

It's a burning rag in your Chevrolet

And Carla Jean arrives two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic

Don't you think?

It's like retiring because you're solving the case

It's a free ride when the cops blown away

It's the coin toss that you just didn't take

Who would have thought

It's Chigurh

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

I’m just realizing that one picture of Kamala looks exactly like this

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Makes me want a glass of milk

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

coconut milk

[-] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Lol, I just finished reading that book.

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