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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 81 points 1 month ago

paid-for-by-kamala-harris 'Yeah, we're real big about tonal shifts around here. For instance:

We hear when you say, "NO MORE GENOCIDE"

So we keep the message but shift the tone, "No, more genocide!"'

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Didn't expect Wakanda Forever Kamala emote lmao

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So let's recap today's history lesson kids:

During the years 2023-2024 the savage terrorist organization Hamas slaugthered Israelis for no apparent reason, but then Israel defended itself a little too hard. A lot of people in the world at the time were concerned that Netanyahu was taking things a little too far, until the Democrat party decided with great consideration to change the tone of their presentations about Israel. This was the turning point that restored balance in the world, and the reason why we still have a pillar of democracy in the Middle East to this day.

Now a word from our sponsor AIPAC and other advertisements before it is time for you to log on to your next class.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

And remember, it’s a crime to think negative thoughts about “Israel.”

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

SJP? Social Justice Palestinians??? waow-based

[-] miz@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago

Students for Justice in Palestine??

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago

Super Juche Posters juche-WPK

[-] Jew@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago
[-] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Sexy Jordan Peterson?

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

And they're ruining gaming.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Smoking Joint Peoples stalin-smokin

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Sixty Junt Pack

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

the tonal architects have spoken

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Give Palestinians the Numidium

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Putting "Warp in the West" on my 2024 bingo card. Just need the simultaneous election of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Donald Trump to ensure the unification of Ireland and the restoration of Palestine.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm CHIMing just thinking about it

[-] miz@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

SJP freaks

I don't know what SJP stands for but I can tell Josh Marshall is being a colossal shithead here

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Students for justice in Palestine

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Ding-ding-ding! 🛎️

[-] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Josh doesn't care about Palestinian children because none of them are named Angela or Strawberry

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

See, Biden said “It’s fine, you can do some genocide” in that tone that meant he meant it. But when Harris says it, it’s that tone that means she’s doesn’t really mean it.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Yeah fuck those Sarah Jessica Parker freaks.

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Broke: Lin-Manuel Miranda
Woke: Lin-Manuel Carrie Bradshaw

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

What does she mean with "Get this deal done"?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Much like Trump, she thinks the genocide has taken too long and that they need to accelerate to get it out of the news.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

That's more or less what I figured doomer

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

somebody stick him please blob-stabby

[-] edge@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All they hear is tone, the meaning doesn’t matter.

(Which probably isn’t actually true of dogs, but it’s an easy shorthand.)

That doesn't make sense, dogs know content of words hence why commands work. It's a cute dog but I don't understand.

[-] RedDawn@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

You can tell a golden retriever “I hate you so much you’re such a dumb piece of shit” but in like a friendly, sing-songy tone and it’s the same to them as if you are saying “good boy, I love you”.

The joke is that libs are like that, as a politician your policy can be “fuck you stupid assholes, we don’t care about you” but if the tone is right lib voters will eat it up.

[-] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

They can learn a small number of words and will be confused by even those if you say them in an different tone than the usual context the commands are given.

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean yeah, because they go by sounds moreso than words. For humans tone can also change the meaning of words as well. I feel as confused as that dog looks.

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