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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have family like his wife. One of them is my own cousin who married this woman that makes illegals immigrant jokes to his face when he’s a brown Guatemalan. But hey, at least he got the blond girl he always wanted!

[–] reverendz@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if she calls him “one of the good ones”.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

She sort of does. I’ve overheard her telling him to correct people when they call him a Mexican because “you’re better than that”

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Holy fuck why is he like this?

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hate the "I have a black friend I'm not racist" argument so much. Like it's not gonna stop anyone from calling you a racist

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We can have all the white friends in the world, and somehow that will never prove we aren’t woke.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Time to start employing this whenever some chuds trots out the "reverse racism" argument: "I can't be racist against whites, I have white friends!"

[–] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] booty@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

As a mayoman myself, honestly that's just how it is sometimes. Like drunk octopi we randomly shift between the color of marshmallow and the color of a delicate rose, with the occasional dip into angry grape territory

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ugh, sometimes with random fucking patches of color 😑 love being covered in blotches if I'm a little too warm or feeling strong emotion, and the absolute best is getting the bright red muzzle when I cry

[–] roux@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Mayo blotch gang rise up! I get them if I drink booze too fast.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He's furious that his kids aren't white. Classic gammon response

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

British member of parliament btw

He was being somewhat sarcastic in all fairness but based on everything else he's said in his idiotic career I'd call it more of a schrodingers asshole move.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's so weird to care. Even in the positive it's so weird to care. I was an adult before I ever thought about my parents being different races. The challenges they faced were because of weird people thinking weird things in their little brains filled with worms.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Whites, particularly Anglos literally cannot help it. I swear, an innate urge to destroy anyone except for themselves is in their blood like they’re Tolkien orcs or something.