If the UK erupts into a second troubles it would be praxis to join the military to dome gammons (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by nomorehalfmeasureswalter@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I feel the biological urge to stomp a boot on a white face until it turns to mush

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[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

:fedposting:

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 months ago

It's so bad too, joined one day ago, has an account based on a meme frequently used here based on 30 seconds of observation. Uses buzzwords like "praxis" and "gammons" but clearly doesn't fully grasp what these things actually mean and is just trying to incite violence.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

I'm here for over 2 years and i don't even know what "gammon" means, literally read it first time now.

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

It's kind of a cross between ham and bacon, very salty and has a distinctly red-pink colour when cooked. It's also a nickname for the fat red faced bald salty slab of ham-looking-ass racists that populate the UK.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Lol fitting, they really do look like that.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Oh damn so it's literally just another word for 'pig'; I love it. The impostor syndrome kicked up strong in me for a second there, 'how tf you lived in tenements half your life, listened to grime from cross the pond a quarter of it, and DIDN'T pick that up?'

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Gammons aren't white it's in the name

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

I think the hexbear party line is that the only good reason to join the military in a western nation is to frag officers

[-] simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 months ago

joined one day ago

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Yeah friend, In fact I think it would be a great idea for all of us to share our techniques for dealing with the police and military based on our past experiences, no need to be shy about anything incriminating, we're all friends here! :)