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Do not come (hexbear.net)
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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

Das Fapital

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

If you don't want me to goon why did you build a goon shed for me?

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You know what? Now I'ma jack it just cuz they said no. Fuck em!

Boss makes $100, I make a dime! That's why I spank it on company time!

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Clock out before you pull your cock out

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

volcel-kamala

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 months ago

That sign has a story about it. Legit though can you get in the mood at work? That's baffling to me.

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Try and stop me coppers

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Gonna edge at home and them be ready to deliver in seconds at work

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

kelly Cummute

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Clock oit with my cock out

jks i wamk on rhe clock

[-] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Everything is fine, if you masturbate on your own time.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

So is the thing about linen related to cleaning up after you finish?

[-] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

"Let us take two commodities such as a coat and 10 yards of linen, and let the former be double... really Freddy? What the fuck? I was using that linen for... you know what never mind. You can half that portion now... like I was saying, let us take two commodities such as a coat and 9.5 yards of linen, and..." - Karl Marx

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

This is why I love wfh

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Boss makes 100 I make a penny, at work I click every porn link you send me

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Fuck authority

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"

-Ratm Amerikanski

[-] GenXen@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

mao-aggro-shining

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Once again, Catmin's Anticapitalist Treehouse is the best group on Facebook.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Im no longer on fb, is it still kicking on? I miss kratompossum69

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Yes.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Vote blue, this kind of rule set is what the MAGA crowd want. I should have the religious and lawful freedom to crank it in a waffle House bathroom before my shift.

I work at Walmart.

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