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Looks like she's just seen her husband's Twitter Likes (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 2 months ago

oh honey

there's always a great risk of masturbation

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

We're at masturbation threat level orange.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

If he was just jerking off on camera that'd be way less embarrassing at this point. volcel-judge

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

PUSSY IN BIO biden-rember

[-] frankfurt_schoolgirl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

It's very funny that random people just ask Elon to do stuff all the time on Twitter, and if he thinks they're based enough he actually will try to do it.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s like how random citizens would tweet random MAGA shit and Trump would personally sit there and search his name up and retweet them lol

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

In a cult of personality, the cultists expect the cult leader to bring miracles if they petition with all their heart. bootlicker

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago

Proof that Elon is secretly the Frankist-Jesuit lab-grown Antichrist

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

What is he talking about, bombing Gaza?

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Some dumb ai video of him and trump dancing

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As if the most divorced man in history would ever remove porn from his webzone

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

there is no protection from masturbation in the age of couches.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

https://youtu.be/NRCf3KUEVyw

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

😂😂 NOT MAD 😂😂

😂😂 TOTALLY COOL AND RELEVANT 😂😂

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