Dark souls 1

I woke up in warhammer fantasy bretonnia, im so fucked

I'm a debt slave working for an evil corporation breaking down old spaceships, so not great

Rain World... post-apocalyptic world trying not to get eaten by lizards...

Welp, i guess i'm going to be walking around Eastern Europe dealing weird broken physics and spooky monsters for a while. On the upside - i know how to read a map, use a gas mask, and operate a variety of former warsaw pact small arms. On the downside - not a huge fan of soviet era tinned sausages.

There's a bunch of imps running around wearing leis and hula skirts.

hexbear modded minecraft server, not bad

I am getting mugged by japanese gangsters until a sexy man with a dragon tattoo beats them up. After some misadventures and shenanigans, he becomes the father I never had

ARISE YE TARNISHED

THOSE WHO ARE DEAD, YET STILL LIVE

W... Would i be a joker in balatro?

Not good.

I am now a Totodile rescuing Pokemon from mystery dungeons with my partner, Ginkgo the Bulbasaur

Last video game I played was Darktide so I am straight up not having a good time over here on planet plague.

Game before that was No Man's Sky, I think I prefer cozy space exploration to catching a mortal case of diarrhea while serving the penal legion.

Rust

time to get mauled to death by a bear 5 seconds after spawning

World of Warcraft

Could be worse

Cryptmaster which is basically a first person dungeon crawl game combined with wordle

the world honestly seems like a garbage place to live so either i'm living in squalor in the undead underground or i'm living in a fucked up capitalist theocracy

my partner wakes up with a benevolent elder god in their brain but gets a cool telekinetic gun, David Lynchian SCP-like shenanigans commence

i'm an immortal demon goddess with a spaceship crew of other trans demon lesbians tormenting a local rimworld

damn we made out

hell yes i can be Kazuma Kiryu IRL. Unfortunately, it's 2005 and I don't want to have to relive the last 20 years again, even as the Dragon of Dojima

I was playing Metal Gear 1 on MSX so I suppose I'm in the most normal part of the Metal Gear Solid timeline. Excited to be elderly when the world devolves into PMC wars and nano machine weirdness of MGS4.

I'm in Sir-Tech's Wizardry, which is fine I suppose so long as I don't go into the dungeon.

Scribblio, my world is poorly rendered and confusing

I'm apparently in the Trails universe at a point in time

Amid Evil so I guess I'm being crucified with crystal spikes that flew out of a mace

I'm now in Three Banners War era Tamriel.

I guess could be worse, since I'm just chilling in Rimmen listening to pretty songs about moon sugar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkYMTmy1y30

caves of qud, i now have 12 arms, and only half of them are growing out of my second head

I was playing Cult of the Lamb, so cute demonic cult leader doesn't sound so bad.

I live in a beautiful european style townhouse near all of my comrades, while industrialising the town with steam power. not a bad life

Crow Country

I would simply leave Crow Country and enjoy living in 1990

It’s Snowrunner. So I’m driving trucks in an so empty it’s almost horror world. But mostly it’s just providing logistics for logging and building oil infrastructure, which is not the best but the driving is pretty chill.

Hyrule, in the dark world, likely with no moon pearl. Maybe I can find a bully to kick me around

the sand hell roguelike noita, where i'm beset by murderous creatures, alien technology, traps and peril in the land itself, angry gods, and worst of all....

I'M A WOMAN AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Victoria 3

Please god let me spawn in 27 SOL #1 World Power Communist Germany.

I'm trapped in a loop of playing increasingly illegal blackjack against the devil

I'm stuck in The Zone with a tattered coat, an SVT with 15 rounds left, a broken shotgun, some questionable food and I am slowly bleeding to death, wondering why on earth I ever reinstalled S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly.

Been no-lifing Path of Exile for the past couple weeks. If I get to be my character, I'd probably just chill and live the rest of my days managing Kingsmarch, never actually stepping into a map again. If I'm just a random person though? The gods are all dead. Eldritch horrors from incomprehensible dimensions loom. The Templar empire has just fallen, but the new world has yet to actually take its place and it well and truly is the time of monsters. At least if I can make my way to the Karui islands I can just chill since the slavers are all gone?

I'm in my Rimworld Colony consisting of three Catholic missionaries and a werewolf.

tetris or balatro, not sure how that would work

I'm apparently running a sea rescue corporation that designs its own vehicle fleet.

Don't Starve (first time playing it, too)

Well, it'll be over pretty quickly

I wake up delivering mail while equipped with a sword and shield.

i would be stuck in the subnet teleporting around aimlessly between ruins floating in space with different architectures while trying to shove every stick i found to every hole i come across.

(im talking about submachine: legacy)

how's life now?

its completely over

welp looks I'm about to go fight in the sword & sorcery version of the 30 years war

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

The factory must grow