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So I'm gonna be a crying mess because i tried out Hunt Showdown 1896 yesterday trying to run away and find somewhere safe away from all the monsters and end up trying to dodge being conscripted into ww1 a few years later. At least if I survive I can try to work my way into joining the Bolsheviks or grifting my way into economic and political power through abuse of future knowledge and try and lobby FDR to keep Wallace as his VP. Lots of possibilities as long as I can escape that spiritual hocus pocus zombie bullshit.

What about you folks?

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I woke up in warhammer fantasy bretonnia, im so fucked

[–] khizuo@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rain World... post-apocalyptic world trying not to get eaten by lizards...

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

oh now that's terrifying. avoiding drowning and getting munched on is not a life I'd want.

Good luck, gamer!

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm a debt slave working for an evil corporation breaking down old spaceships, so not great

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Welp, i guess i'm going to be walking around Eastern Europe dealing weird broken physics and spooky monsters for a while. On the upside - i know how to read a map, use a gas mask, and operate a variety of former warsaw pact small arms. On the downside - not a huge fan of soviet era tinned sausages.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

There's a bunch of imps running around wearing leis and hula skirts.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

hexbear modded minecraft server, not bad

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

ARISE YE TARNISHED

THOSE WHO ARE DEAD, YET STILL LIVE

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

I am getting mugged by japanese gangsters until a sexy man with a dragon tattoo beats them up. After some misadventures and shenanigans, he becomes the father I never had kiryu-stare

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am now a Totodile rescuing Pokemon from mystery dungeons with my partner, Ginkgo the Bulbasaur

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

W... Would i be a joker in balatro?

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Last video game I played was Darktide so I am straight up not having a good time over here on planet plague.

Game before that was No Man's Sky, I think I prefer cozy space exploration to catching a mortal case of diarrhea while serving the penal legion.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

World of Warcraft

Could be worse

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Cryptmaster which is basically a first person dungeon crawl game combined with wordle

the world honestly seems like a garbage place to live so either i'm living in squalor in the undead underground or i'm living in a fucked up capitalist theocracy

[–] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

my partner wakes up with a benevolent elder god in their brain but gets a cool telekinetic gun, David Lynchian SCP-like shenanigans commence

i'm an immortal demon goddess with a spaceship crew of other trans demon lesbians tormenting a local rimworld

damn we made out

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

hell yes i can be Kazuma Kiryu IRL. Unfortunately, it's 2005 and I don't want to have to relive the last 20 years again, even as the Dragon of Dojima

[–] engineer@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was playing Metal Gear 1 on MSX so I suppose I'm in the most normal part of the Metal Gear Solid timeline. Excited to be elderly when the world devolves into PMC wars and nano machine weirdness of MGS4.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I'm in Sir-Tech's Wizardry, which is fine I suppose so long as I don't go into the dungeon.

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I was playing Cult of the Lamb, so cute demonic cult leader doesn't sound so bad.

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Scribblio, my world is poorly rendered and confusing

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Amid Evil so I guess I'm being crucified with crystal spikes that flew out of a mace

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)

I'm apparently in the Trails universe at a point in time

spoilerwhere they're about to invent nukes ?
I gotta stop this

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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I live in a beautiful european style townhouse near all of my comrades, while industrialising the town with steam power. not a bad life

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm now in Three Banners War era Tamriel.

I guess could be worse, since I'm just chilling in Rimmen listening to pretty songs about moon sugar. cat-vibing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkYMTmy1y30

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[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

caves of qud, i now have 12 arms, and only half of them are growing out of my second head

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Crow Country

I would simply leave Crow Country and enjoy living in 1990

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

It’s Snowrunner. So I’m driving trucks in an so empty it’s almost horror world. But mostly it’s just providing logistics for logging and building oil infrastructure, which is not the best but the driving is pretty chill.

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Love that game. So nice to just cruise through beautiful digital environments with giant fuck off trucks

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[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm stuck in The Zone with a tattered coat, an SVT with 15 rounds left, a broken shotgun, some questionable food and I am slowly bleeding to death, wondering why on earth I ever reinstalled S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly.

[–] nemmybun@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Hyrule, in the dark world, likely with no moon pearl. Maybe I can find a bully to kick me around shy

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I'm trapped in a loop of playing increasingly illegal blackjack against the devil

[–] fracture@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the sand hell roguelike noita, where i'm beset by murderous creatures, alien technology, traps and peril in the land itself, angry gods, and worst of all....

I'M A WOMAN AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Victoria 3

Please god let me spawn in 27 SOL #1 World Power Communist Germany.

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Been no-lifing Path of Exile for the past couple weeks. If I get to be my character, I'd probably just chill and live the rest of my days managing Kingsmarch, never actually stepping into a map again. If I'm just a random person though? The gods are all dead. Eldritch horrors from incomprehensible dimensions loom. The Templar empire has just fallen, but the new world has yet to actually take its place and it well and truly is the time of monsters. At least if I can make my way to the Karui islands I can just chill since the slavers are all gone?

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

I'm apparently running a sea rescue corporation that designs its own vehicle fleet.

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm in my Rimworld Colony consisting of three Catholic missionaries and a werewolf.

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I wake up delivering mail while equipped with a sword and shield.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Don't Starve (first time playing it, too)

Well, it'll be over pretty quickly

[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Monster Hunter 1. Not only am I surely dead there's also no one else here.

[–] Covoid@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

The factory must grow

[–] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

i would be stuck in the subnet teleporting around aimlessly between ruins floating in space with different architectures while trying to shove every stick i found to every hole i come across.

(im talking about submachine: legacy)

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