i would be stuck in the subnet teleporting around aimlessly between ruins floating in space with different architectures while trying to shove every stick i found to every hole i come across.

(im talking about submachine: legacy)

Which game? Cuz I'm in the Roblox platforms.... tis like roaming neither on Heaven, Hell nor Earth

Huh, should I played a Hoyoverse game?

Edit: nevermind, I'm in Humans Vs Zombies...

Not a p2w person, if yer wonderin'...

how's life now?

its completely over

welp looks I'm about to go fight in the sword & sorcery version of the 30 years war

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

I only play genderswap wish fulfillment light novels so that would be kind of ideal for me...

life is laggy

I was playing Destiny of an Emperor II. I'm beyond fucked because I don't speak Mandarin and Lu Bu is on the loose just fucking shit up left and right.

HoI4 with the Millenium Dawn mod, so I guess I'm just living in the news thread

I don't want to be in fucking league of legends, ew

I'm stuck in a tiny, dimly lit, wooden, bric-a-brac filled room with a creepy weirdo I can't quite see in the gloom who makes me play card games with disturbingly disproportionately high stakes. The cards occasionally speak to me. They do not say encouraging things.

boutta be a pokémon master

Death to America

I am now an undying space lich in the service of the Last City, and I'm really praying I ended up one of the Hunters so I can spend long stretches of time fucked off from the Last City.

i'm about to be harry dubois and i'm not happy about it

I am now a Pokemon in Explorers of Sky. Given that there aren't (m)any humans in the PMD universe for some reason, I wouldn't have to worry about being captured and would probably have a good time for the most part.

If I become the Pokemon I was started with, I'm a Mudkip with my Chimchar partner.

Stellaris playing as Avali commies, so pretty good i think.

Narrowly avoided a bullet there though since previously i was playing EK2 and was in the middle of series of wars waged for Cyrodiil between obese cannibal Bosmer conqueror, Orsimer kingdom of Falkreath, nearly united Colovia, for some reason Tribunal Temple, and a massive Ayleid reconquista.

I’m a sexy/badass cat girl with a pet fox who just beat an Elvis impersonator to death. Life is pretty good, I’d say.

I'm in Rimworld. I don't think this going to be very much fun.

I wake up in an eerie apartment. I'm holding a colt detective special with 3 rounds in it. Confused I walk out the door and down the stairs..I am bathed in a blue light that quickly flashes yellow with a sharp digital chirp. Before I figure out where the light is coming from I'm shot to death by a turret...

I wake up in an eerie construction site. I'm holding a Glock 17. The magazine I'm holding in my other hand has 5 rounds in it. I holster the Glock and shot myself in the leg bleeding out quickly...

I wake up in an eerie hospital devoid of life. I'm holding a Hi-Point C9....

It's bad here folks in the world of Receiver

Kenshi

Load your crossbows, the fogmen cometh

Divinity original sin's world isn't so bad, assuming the heroes do their job and don't let the time dragon eat spacetime.

I've been going back and forth between Hades and TOTK. Thankfully I'll be waking up in the Tanagar Canyon and exploring the Forgotten Temple trying to figure out what happened to the Mother Goddess statue. Probably find a shrine of two to solve along the way too.

FF7R

Why yes I will blow up the Mako reactors again, one of my favorite things to do in gaming.

I totally look like Wedge, too.

I am monke and I must kill all balloons

I was in the Mountaintops of the Giants in Elden Ring, so...yeah, I'm fuckin' dead meat. If only I'd booted up Pokémon TCG 2 yesterday when I thought about it.

I am the Warrior of Light in FF14, post Endwalker. I guess so long as game mechanics still apply and I get to respawn, this is a very sweet deal.

Thank Christ I'm a top level paladin in Balders Gate. I'm gonna run this city!...for justice and all that shit

It's 2000 and I'm fighting Dean Malenko for the Wwf light heavyweight championship belt

I am climbing up the pits of hell chained to 3 other dumbasses trying to reach salvation while a demented baby devil berates us.

We fall again.

Fallout New Vegas at the beginning... this is gonna be gud!

I can't remember if I played Metroid zero mission or doom eternal last so (assuming I'm the main character) I'm either a lonely badass exploring harsh terrain to put an end to a scourge on humanity and get revenge on the monster that killed my family, with a variety of weapons collected along the way and enemies that provide heath and ammo when they die or... Huh, I guess I have a very specific genre I enjoy.

Grim Dawn

Outside the settlement where 10 or so people are hiding out, there are 325764032513214 monsters who would disembowel us on sight. Now somebody has to go out and tend to the crops or we will starve.

Played Final Fantasy X-2. I'm in the Eternal Calm of Spira.

A tropical environment full of beautiful places and phenomena. And if I'm careful, I don't have to worry about a violent death.

It's low key one of the most optimistic Final Fantasy settings.

Since Tidus was technically isekai'd at the beginning of X, I would have a precedent for being taken seriously by characters who would care to know someone from another world.

If that's the case, I'd want to be a spellcaster in whatever adventures there are to be had.

I have way way way too many cookies. I wouldn't know what to do with 3.2 trillion cookies to begin with, but that's my production per second. I guess run for the hills and hope cookie mountain crushes all records of who owns what that could implicate me in the cookie disaster of 2024.

Wario Ware, so id be play testing mobile games

Factorio? Well I mean I already play it way to much. As long as there's updates and mods I'm set.