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[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago
[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

Hate it when two bad bitches fight like this

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

TBH, accusing a Georgian of "Russian chauvinism" is galaxy brain.

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[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago

I love how both Lenin and Stalin called the other one a lib at least once. Some things are eternal.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

Ow my brain

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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

I swear to God conservapedia is an elaborate bit being done by Andy Kaufman.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago
[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, next time I'm drunk I'll probably add "hexbear.net" and get IP banned

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[-] FanonFan@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I think of you more as an infamous bit than a lib

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Beans Lettuce Tomato sandwich
beanistruss-the-planbruh-moment

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Potato potato

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

This is fake because HUSSEIN isn't fully capitalized smh

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago

There's also no "Sheik" before the name of Stalin.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The way this list is structured is enough of a joke on its own

Richard Dawkins

Yeah, pretty much

John Wayne Gacy

Throwing in a serial killer to discredit them, I guess that makes sense

Barack Hussein Obama

We're totally not racist

Adolf Hitler

michael-laugh

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gacy was a registered democrat

It doesn’t mean much though since Bundy and Baumeister were republicans. I guess with Gacy is that he has connections to other serial killers and pedophiles who were part of a larger network, but not much tying political figures to it. Baumeister was very wealthy and a businessowner so he likely had some political connections.

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

He was pretty politically active actually, locally in the democratic party. But I wouldn't say he is the only democrat who loves systematic mass murder

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

But I wouldn't say he is the only democrat who loves systematic mass murder

:brandon:

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[-] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

not pictured: every hexbear dot net user other than myself

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

myself

excuse you, im the only leftist here

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

the trusworthy encyclopedia

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 months ago

She's practically Stalin by American standards

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

I would call Hitler a fucking lib to his face.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

There's no way this isn't a bit

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Many conservatives think Hitler and Mussolini was a communist/leftist.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Trust me, it isn't.

"NO U!" is practically a staple argument of CHUDs.

[-] amphibian@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

this is hilarious

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

This unironically made me laugh the fuck out way too fucking loud.

Jesus Christ, I've never seen a Hexbear post that tickled me this much.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

they didnt need to do my boys stalin-bummed and mao-wtf like this

would definitely call Hitler a lib to his face though data-laughing

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Started reading their take of the Battle of Stalingrad on there just now and they suggest that the reason the Russians won was because Stalin knew a secret Russian Orthodox way to invoke God

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Conservapedia tryna make Stalin look even more badass stalin-pipe

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

I'd make an "Everyone I Don't Like Is A Liberal, A Bedtime Story" joke here, but Conservapedia likes i-am-adolf-hitler in polite company, or at the least, has critical support with criticism for him losing or not going far enough.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

wait is pz myers mainstream famous? i thought he was just a blog and some conference talks outside of his day job

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

No.

These are VERY online evangelicals.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah. The creator is the son of Phyllis Schlafly so that explains many things.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

weird that rebecca watson isn't on there then

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

PZ Myers was famous for a blogger. He was starting to get fairly well known, like getting thrown out of theaters showing creationist films even though he was with Richard Dawkins who went unrecognized. But especially when the "new atheist" movement went mask off with the open racism, misogyny, etc, and Myers refused to go along with it and sided with the smaller contingent that were actually pro-feminism (the sjw's) it quickly killed his rising fame. Fame which would have petered out anyway as atheism stopped being the hot internet topic. And that's also the thing to keep in mind here. Conservapedia was made and its creators were trying to become famous around the same time, when new atheism vs creationism was all the rage. Myers being on the list is just because that site is like a snapshot of what the internet gave a shit about at that time. It's a time capsule from when Myers was somewhat relevant in the discourse, when conservapedia was also attempting to become relevant.

Unlike some others on the list, Myers is most definitely a liberal though. One of the few genuinely well-meaning ones from what I could tell, one who I would like to think would be a communist if he put half as much thought into it as he does biology and atheism. For example, he loudly came down on the correct side of trans rights in every circumstance I can think of, and given his clout as a professional biologist, that was always refreshing to see. It's been a long time since I've read or even thought about him though.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

yeah i remember pharyngula. and then he did that freethoughtblogs thing for a while with a bunch of other radlb atheists.

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it was always pharyngula, still is for all I know. It just moved from being hosted on scienceblogs to freethoughtblogs. Where all the queer and trans atheists migrated after the great sjw rift of "elevatorgate."

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

This is my favorite part of conserveapedia

numerous attempts to derive E=mc² from first principles have failed.[3] Political pressure, however, has since made it impossible for anyone pursuing an academic career in science to even question the validity of this nonsensical equation. Simply put, E=mc² is liberal claptrap.

The formula asserts that the mass of an object, at constant energy, magically varies precisely in inverse proportion to the square of a change in the speed of light over time,[4] which violates conservation of mass and disagrees with commonsense.[5]

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Running some science blog = approximate amount of infamy as literally stuffing children’s corpses into your crawl space very-smart

[-] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

As Marxist ideology sees Christianity as an enemy, it is unofficially satanic.

-an actual quote from the Conservapedia page on Marx

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