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[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

lmao holy shit they're so pressed about us

Dipshit crybaby Redditors cannot take the slightest bit of push back on anything

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

"These 1,000 gay commie shitposters are exactly like the cult of cthulhu" okay buddy sure.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

WHAT IF THE HEXBEARS SUMMON THEIR EVIL ELDER GOD AND CONQUER THE WORLD?

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Got damn imagine of communism were as easy as standing inside a pentagram and chanting some weird words before making a human sacrifice. With enough bourgeois offerings, we would spread gommunism all the way to the dreamlands.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Dialectical materialism is when we need one business owner for every Br*tish Dialect and when we throw them all in to the cuck pit we have hte necessary material to cast Communism VII

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

The evil eldritch ritual of......"opposing genocide".....my god these people must be stopped, next thing you know they'll summon the Outer God of "Anti-racism"

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 month ago

I exorcise the liberalism by drawing the Red Sign and uttering the based name thrice: Stalin-Stalin-Stalin.

He comes! The Comrade-In-Red!

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Remember that Lovecraft was a racist and the village of eldritch abomination worshipers represented the immigrants he was racist against

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Google "Lovecraft cat name" for more info

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

We need an eldrich ppb to adress this

[-] kittin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

If this community wasn’t so afflicted by ADHD we could finally complete the resurrection ritual and get Papa Lenin back

[-] edge@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

This needs to be a tagline if it isn't already.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

"The Red Pill is 120 thousand fit college educated middle class men. If we really wanted to we could invade New Zealand and install a new government. We definitely have the manpower. There are plenty of veterans here. Plus everyone here knows where the magazine release is on an M16, from years of playing Call Of Duty.

Realistically the Red Pill Reaction Force would be far more effective than half the world's militaries. The Afghan military is fucked up on opium. The Iraqi army cant even do jumping jacks. . Plus New Zealand has only 8 thousand military personnel the majority of whom are useless paper pushers.

I don't actually support the violent overthrow of New Zealand. I just think its kind of a fun idea conceptualy."

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Today i learned being middle class and college educated makes you more effective at military invasions. Obviously more important than possesing a navy when it comes to invading an island nation on the other side of the world

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

All you have to do is reload your M-16. Skill issue. stupidpol

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

If you've played call of duty (and have a college degree/middle class) then you're obviously more proficient in modern military weapons platforms than professional soldiers (no degrees/working class) so-true

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

With enough Main Character Syndrome, they might feel like it!

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All hail the Imperator of New Zealand

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

The Afghan military is fucked up on opium

somehow posting takes from 2002

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

That old post of yours is art

The seven deadly fetishes were revealed to me.

lmfao

-7DeadlyFetishes

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

the best partAND SIGNS HIS TWEETS TOO?!?

michael-laugh

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

redditor confronts post-2018 humor once

[-] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Honestly, where is the lie?

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

They're just like the bad guys in my fictional racist treats!

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

That was a fantastic read thanks

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

That’s right. And we’re here to party.

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Hold up. If Hexbear eldritch abomination worshippers wouldn't we trying to attract local fediverse instances/realms/networks into our for one grand sacrifice? One can't be a cult and hostile to outsiders, it's just outsiders that may ruin our plans right?

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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