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It's the dunk tank.

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*designed by navy seals

Why would navy seals be qualified to design an electronic device? How do six pack abs make you a better military force? I once saw a discussion under a joe rogan video where they were arguing about how many times you have to shoot a navy seal to kill them. 13. They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them. Maybe six pack abs can stop a bullet?

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[โ€“] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is just MLM but for men

[โ€“] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Men Loving Men but for men?? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

[โ€“] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Boy love hentai can only be enjoyed by women currently. I aim to change that with MLM4M

[โ€“] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I propose that we begin referring to any type of MRA as โ€œboy loveโ€ instead.

[โ€“] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

What's that?

[โ€“] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

Isn't the operative word "Bara" for that?

[โ€“] Fibby@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Well now you've piqued my interest

[โ€“] Fibby@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm.. I dont think this guy is a marxist-leninist-maoist

[โ€“] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Hearty chuckle

[โ€“] Weedian@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This scam has been around forever, I remember those vibrating 6 pack belts being sold on late night tv infomercials back in the 90s

[โ€“] ObamnaSoda@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You usually need 13 shots, but if you have a medic with kritzkrieg it takes like 3 or 4 if they are full hp

shaking my dick head, seals can't even do the men's number of "69" shots to die.

I once saw a discussion under a joe rogan video where they were arguing about how many times you have to shoot a navy seal to kill them. 13. They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them.

I love the internet so fucking much

[โ€“] Cummunism@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's an Elon version of "designed." You write down in crayon what you want to happen and then hire some Chinese people to actually make it.

I mean the actual answer is that they're lying, but I'd be very surprised if they could get the SEAL to remove the crayon from his nose

[โ€“] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them.

I'm a big fan of Jon Polito even though his small role in the Miami Vice series was so bad as to be embarrassing. Anways - here's a clip that has no relation - none at all - to this thread. I'm only sharing it for the sole reason I'm a big fan of Jon Polito and the Coen Brothers: movie clip.

[โ€“] Rojo27@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For all your tacticool fucking needs.

[โ€“] Maoo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

This menstrual cramp simulator can fit so much tactical in it

[โ€“] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How exactly is this dudes rocking?

[โ€“] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think OP is being sarcastic but I don't have the DARPA device

EDIT: This is the dunk tank lol

[โ€“] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

that works out, because each pack of the tactical abs absorbs 2 bullets. once the abs have been compromised to a permanent end, the final shot (#13) penetrates their gut, leaking energy drink and dip juice into their blood stream, effectively frying their pea brains in stims.

all of this was laid out explicitly in the documentary/video game Contra for NES.

[โ€“] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Feel like this might make you shit yourself

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This isn't new at all.

Using electrodes to try to make muscles move without someone actively trying to move them was a gimmick tried as far back as the seventies. It was so silly and dangerous that it was a plot point in some sitcoms at the time, dunking on people trying to work out without working out.