If I die in his body do I die for real?
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I will simply shoot myself in the stomach three times at five minutes to 24 hours.
Shoot someone on 5th avenue.
A cop if you really want to test his theory
You had me at "a cop"
Do a stump speech where I start off dismissing people call me a racist xenophobe by doing the usual “I love Mexicans, I have many good friends that are Mexican” bit but slowly start making it about how many I hire, how hard working they are, really more hard working than white people, “it’s true, I’m sorry, it’s true,” start denigrating white people as lazy, some vague allusion that I pulled some strings to make them “legal,” but also amping up the stereotyping language in describing Mexicans. Piss off both sides.
IDK the dysphoria would be pretty debilitating so probably cry
Shit my pants and then donate all my money (anonymously and secretly) to communist orgs
KMSAEAM
Alt answer: get revenge on that NAFO dude, I still can't believe the would-be assassins keep missing.
America is only good at murdering helpless children sorry sweaty
Make a sweaty video post about how qanon is real. 
😮💨 Finish it by reading a list of core conspirator names that is just a list of everyone who ever slighted me 💅.
Then get into a high speed car chase and armed standoff with the cops. 
I’d tell all his kids that I love them and I’m proud of them. I feel like it would be fun to see how that plays out later.
Tell each of them individually that they are the favorite but not to tell the others this fact.
Have a family meeting with all my children. Produce a sealed folder. Tell them its a new will and the favorite child will get everything. Watch chaos unfold while eating a Filet o Fish sandwich. Take too big of a bite and die. Inside the folder is a Polaroid of me and Jeffrey Epstein with our names on the back written in glitter ink.
welp. my dad did the first part. hopefully not the second
I think your comment needs a spoiler tag.
It's tempting to give some kind of surreal speech but honestly pretty hard to compete with my first thought which is contacting a bunch of my big donors and telling them that we need to have an emergency meeting in which everyone gathers together in one convenient location.
Jail Taylor Swift for being racist against white people.
Additional charges of being sexist against men but also possibly against women for “The Man”
25 hour poison.
Alternatively
Convince MAGA that I have been replaced with a clone and should not be trusted.
Find out what mercury tastes like
That would somehow be the day there's a successful assassin and he'd get a new 32 year old body. He'd hate it cause he'd be poor but I'd like it less cause I'd be dead.
End the Ukraine war in one day like he says he can. What do you mean he's bullshitting? 
Give a speech talking about how cool trans people are.
Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?
I’d do a trump impression and claim that my concepts of a plan are now a full plan and I say, here is my plan and we are going to stop arming or selling weapons to anyone. And in fact we are cutting the military budget by 90% and that we are going to focus on women and give them paid vacation when they are pregnant and we are going to use our surplus money to fund schools and teachers and build housing for the poor and make Medicare for all. Oh and we are going to tax anyone who makes over 10 million a year at 100%.
Leak all of the stuff from the epstien collaboration days.
Release the tax returns 
Strip down during a campaign event and play my ass like bongo drums
Are you a cop?
i'd have his blood replaced w/ mayo
So nothing.
no you see he would ascend & take his rightful place as the vessel of ronald mcdonald
have a Budd Dwyer moment.
Troll followers all day, troll rallies even harder, and when asked about odd sudden turns on things troll the interviewer and mention DPRK as an inspiration. Also grift a few popular figures extra hard to create animosity for later. I'm also tempted to have a free for all McD's fish sandwich meal and unlimited diet cokes for one of said rallies so poorly planned so it reeks up the place just because.
Make an appearance on some weird Fox news show, go on a long rant about how all true patriots must ascend to a higher realm to achieve true amerikkkan freedom, and then pull a Budd Dwyer, redecorating the set with blood and brains.
put a bomb in my ass that's going to detonated in 25 hours