"I'm truly at a loss for words here."
You and me both buddy.
10/10
Best bit 2023.
Sounds like she's a keeper
She keeps life interesting
thank her for educating the liberalism out of you
then go pick up a rock :mao-aggro-shining:
What did the pigeons do to deserve this!?
their crimes are so fowl that no human language can describe them. so multitudinous that even a partial retelling would take the entire lifespan of the universe, birth to death. ~~they keep fucking shitting on my car~~
i'm afraid you're just going to have to trust in her superior grasp of theory, comrade. to the killing fields you go!
The sex involves her parading you around the house while naked with insults written on your body and she’s screaming at you for being a right opportunist
She prefers the term "capitalist roader"
This is so fucking funny lol
Does your girlfriend have a sister? Asking for a friend
Her sister is a trot who keeps trying to sell us newspapers
if it's china daily tell her hit me up
It isn't
You need to subject her to a struggle session.
We've been through this before. I had to wear the hat and plaque. It didn't help our relationship one bit
Idk whether this is a bit or not
I wish this was a bit
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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