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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

xi-plz i'm so so so so so so tired. please.

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[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

>r/pics
>propaganda

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 57 points 1 day ago

How did two hurricanes hitting Florida leave the Villages untouched?

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 62 points 1 day ago

god is dead and hell is empty, the demons are all here on earth

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's in the interior. One of the things people who don't live in Florida seem to understand is that there are plenty of places that are 50 miles inland. The whole place doesn't just look like Miami. If you want an equivalent of The Villages for the ocean to destroy, might I suggest Venice or Naples.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

Asheville is a lot further inland than anywhere in Florida and it got wrecked. Ain't no justice.

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I mean, some part of florida gets wrecked every single year.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

No the truly cursed place is Cape Coral, FL, which is the worst thing ever created by man

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Black hole sun

Won't you come

And wash away the rain?

Black hole sun

Won't you come

Won't you come

Won't you come

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

No the truly cursed place is Cape Coral, FL, which is the worst thing ever created by man

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[-] nightshade@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I refuse to believe anyone actually likes this. Nobody could possibly fall for this abomination just because the houses technically meet the bare minimum for being a waterfront property, right?

R-right?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

grillman, both chronological boomers and honorary/junior boomers such as "kick down the ladder, I got mine" Gen-X assholes really, really like the idea of "house by ocean = paradise" no matter how much environmental devastation or colonial subjugation that may require.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Do you like mosquitos?

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

While I do not wish death and destruction upon the working class of Florida, I do genuinely hope that Cape Coral becomes uninhabitable due to climate change.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I used to think Phoenix, AZ was the only distinctly built-on-hubris city in the US.

[-] TheaJo@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Should be called Cape Crap

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago
[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago

Ironic fact about the Villages is that they have a low carbon footprint because they're built very densely and the residents drive electric golf carts.

The architecture is so depressing though. Just a sea of terracotta-rooved strip malls.

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

ECO-strip malls!

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago

I am reeeeeaaly surprised those are Kamala signs

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Florida is like a 49/51 state by population.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

I doubt they're a majority for the neighborhood.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

Their beautiful boaters vs. Our beautiful golfers

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago
[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

A giant retirement community centered around multiple golf courses

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Villages,_Florida

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

It's 5 golf clubs, 10 retirement homes and a gas station mall with a Congressional district

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago
[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

literal hell

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

I believe it's where all the upper middle class white people retire to stay away from the scary browns.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

The basis for possibly the funniest mr chapo ever

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

A petri dish of STDs just for affluent white old people.

[-] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Xi would not hurt civillians like that. Only one country has used nukes on civillians.
He probably would not want to be on the same list as them on it.

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

If that same old country uses nukes again (or its proxy/51st state Isntreal does), it'll be fair game though. MAD only works if the rest of humanity is willing to commit (and if it comes to it I hope they commit in full)

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago
[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

I thought about them while Milton was happening, guess they were too far inland to suffer any consequences...

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

all milton did was temporarily increase the STD rate for the month. hurricane party!!!

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

this is a failure of our generation

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Please god take all of floridas suffering and give it to the villages

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago
[-] Yukiko@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

There's no way this is recent. There is no god if this place, of all places, was left completely untouched by Milton.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

The villages is somethomg. Something terrible$

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