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submitted 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) by AOCapitulator@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Lets see your prophecies folks, I've got lathes for all

No takebacksies, I will find you and make fun of u if u end up rong

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[-] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 17 points 9 hours ago

Guaido wins

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

I think people are going to chicken out of third party votes

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[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 21 points 10 hours ago

Election will result in a Supreme Court giving the win to Trump.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, Georgia refuses to certify because reasons and it goes to 6-3 overtime

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

This is my guess too, I feel like we're past the point having uncontested elections any more

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[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 24 points 10 hours ago

I think it’ll be very close but Kamala will win. I think she’ll barely squeak by in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, Trump will barely win Georgia, she’ll win Michigan and Nevada more solidly, and Arizona will go for Trump. I think this outcome will be less of a reflection of support for Kamala and more of a loss in enthusiasm for Trump this time around. This is a group of people who have been told over and over that the vote is rigged, therefore their vote doesn’t matter, and being generally lazy, they may be looking for an excuse to just stay at home.

I say this fully expecting to be proven totally wrong in a month and therefore be completely owned, but that’s what my gut tells me now. It really could go either way.

[-] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 22 points 10 hours ago

I think Harris is a lock to win Nevada and Arizona, because those two states have abortion on the ballot and that will drive the base to vote.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

As a counterbalance, the people in those states are incredibly racist

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago

Greater KKKingman? Racist?

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 25 points 11 hours ago

It's HIS turn

jeb

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 28 points 11 hours ago

It will be dumb and won’t even be funny.

[-] i_c_b_m@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 11 hours ago

Pretty safe predictions here, so I'll take a wild swing: Isn'treal shoves Iran into full-blown war ahead of schedule and elections are "delayed".

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago

I will personally be the deciding vote. What should I write in?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 12 hours ago

Someone on here said Kamala will win the popular vote but lose the electoral college so I'm going with that. Oh an one more Trump assassination attempt this time by a white black hebrew israelite mad at Trump because he's a fake or something (truth be told idk what these guys want or believe).

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 25 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Despite democratic insistence (or are they just repeating because if you hear something enough times you believe it) that the race is going to go to Kopmala, trump wins.

No funny shit, no stuffed ballot boxes. Trump just fucking wins because the US and A is just that shitty of a place to be and your neighbors really are the pieces of shit you always suspected them of being.

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

because the US and A is just that shitty of a place to be and your neighbors really are the pieces of shit you always suspected them of being.

move out of the suburbs, it's not real life.

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 20 points 11 hours ago

I dunno, I feel like the suburbs are a pretty good representation of the average American. It's just that the average American is kinda insane.

You have to get more rural for the median voter to be i-am-adolf-hitler but I don't feel like the somewhat more normal city people are super representative of the average American either.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 17 points 11 hours ago

I really don’t live in the burbs. I live in an unincorporated area where the cows outnumber the humans. South Texas border town. My neighbors really are pieces of shit. I’m an exception as opposed to the rule, but still… it’s what I deal with daily.

I might be the only ‘lefty’ in a hundred square miles.

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

trump wins the election, but since the deep state can't trust him, they actually DO rig this election to make kamala win. but only diehard MAGAs believe trump when he says that because he lied about it last time.

then another january 6th happens.

then kamala girlbosses her neoliberal presidency right in to american civil war 2.

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago

trump wins the election, but since the deep state can't trust him, they actually DO rig this election to make kamala win

But what if they do such a bad job that it's undeniable

[-] Sted@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Americans are experts at denying reality so I don't think that's possible.

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 27 points 11 hours ago

Joe dies and Kamala takes office, wins the popular vote but loses the electoral college.

Dems would FROTH

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 16 points 10 hours ago

Just to be contrarian and not answer the question, what do we expect the actual material differences to be depending on who's elected?

Foreign policy probably looks really bad either way.
Harris is somewhat better on LGBTQ+ issues but both presidents seem content to sit back and let individual states do whatever in that regard.
Climate change/natural disasters are probably worse under Trump given that he loves to randomly gut important government agencies.

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago

many people are going to vote based on the difference in abortion rights positions.

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Kamala is just gonna say "Supreme Court is against it so theres literally nothing I can do"
I guess that's better than making it worse but if you're in a red state I don't think it could get much worse.

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Republicans stall efforts to finish counting votes after election day enough to muddy the waters so that Trump gets a win like Bush in 2000. Kopmala gracefully concedes and every liberal's brain explodes when they try to suppress the thought of peacefully transferring power to who they were told was literally Hitler for the last 12 months

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago

I mean, I already got proven right on Dems walking back anything on trans rights, but I guess that's basically a free space.

I guess we'll get a scene like Pelosi donning African clothes, but with one of the Dems in American Indian clothes. Coincide that with one of the rare good things Nixon did for Indigenous groups being rolled back.

Please don't hand me the lathe though, I'm just following patterns.

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago

Alright, heres whats gonna happen- when the results are called in, Donald Trump will have won the electoral vote. On inauguration day, when Biden leaves office and shakes hands with Trump, he will be shot.

Immediately after, The gunman will be dealt with by the secret service. The FBI will conclude that the gunman was aiming for Trump, but missed.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 21 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

There will be a 4th assasination attempt the-doohickey

[-] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

short of Iran launching retaliatory strikes against the Saudi oil fields, i think it's totally a coin flip at this point

[-] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago

The swing states all have a lot of fuckery at the local level and it will take a couple days before we know who is the true winner. SCOTUS will try to intervene but the lower courts will get ahead of them to ensure the states wrap up the counting. Harris probably wins, but the chuds will be frothing at the mouth. I'm setting the over/under for how many get shot dead by the authorities at 3.5.

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago

Uhh something emblematic of the country and unfortunate, like a police hate crime somewhere, and Harris wins.

doomjak saruman-orb

is my GJP superpredictor status warranted?Going to predict Newark, NJ

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