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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by BurgerPunk@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

This is them trying to say they aren't a left anti-communist. Followed by this for good measure:

I already posted another dunk from this same thread, but this person is a goldmine of pretentious and unintentionally hilarious takes michael-laugh

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https://hexbear.net/comment/3942471

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[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Actually line struggle and criticisms of my position are the same as gatekeeping 🤓🤓

My main criticism with actual communist states is their authoritarianism

Authoritarian against who, Cheezyweezle? Authoritarian against who?

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Stalin came to my grandma's house and made her go to bed at bed time 😭

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

My egg monopoly ooooooooooooooh

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

I can see that you lack the intelligence...

Words said by no intelligent person ever.

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

anus

I am very smart for not saying butt

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[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

There aren't any states that have successfully fully implemented a socialist society today

No shit, considering no state has EVER done that. That's a ridiculous standard to hold a state to.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

fully implemented

what a convenient little clause!

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[-] ilyenkov@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

When you think that communism is a state of affairs to be established, and not a process

[-] huf@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

yeah but by that metric, no state has ever successfully implemented a capitalist society either, but i guess that doesnt matter, since capitalism is human nature or some shit.

In what way? Like by ancap standards?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

yeah. in spite of capitalists' best efforts, people still make friends. they fall in love. they help each other. they spend time out of their day NOT thinking about creating profit for shareholders.

capitalism is only half-built, in spite of centuries of concentrated effort.

[-] Flaps@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

You had me like bloomer ngl

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

They're complaining about gatekeeping when we just had a couple of weeks of their liberal buddies come in here and Nazi up the place so bad, we had to go back to gatekeeping?

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

It’s a liberal favorite. But what about the rights of the fascists? Will the fascists be allowed to spread their hate speech? Will the fascists be allowed to brutalize minorities? Will the fascists have their rights? Please show some consideration for the fascists

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

fuck infighting, mao would want me to fistfight this fucker

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Let's be real, you'd probably be the one holding Mao back from fist fighting this fucker if he was still around.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Anything less is liberalism

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[-] ilyenkov@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

"We stand for active ideological struggle because it is the weapon for ensuring unity within the Party and the revolutionary organizations in the interest of our fight. Every Communist and revolutionary should take up this weapon."

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

I don't like to dunk on people who come here in good faith...but this is deeply unserious.

He doesn't expect a Society in the lower stage of Socialism to ever be achieved, but he expects the abolition of class, which happens only in the higher stage.

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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

I remember being a stupid 17 year old too

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

smuglord

“For the most part I actually support even communist states, but my main criticism with actual communist states is their authoritarianism, made easy by the inherent totalitarianism of communism”

Damn two big ass meaningless words they were feeling themselves with this one. They thought they were about to blow your ass away by revealing that “inherent totalitarianism”. bet you didn’t think of that one you Tankie swine!

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I know, they really got me.

They really showed me for daring to call them a left anti-communist

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[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

I'm going to do a violence

See, you're causing leftist infighting by demanding the leftists actually be on the left. If you were a real leftist you would allow right-wingers into your leftist group, like a smart person.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

vitriol

Redditbrains love that word so fucking much. WHY? why-angel

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[-] Zodiark@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Bit o Segway, seems the federation drama is subsiding. Very few of these posts too.

rosa-salute

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Tfw to intelligent

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