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accidentally told my therapist about hexbear
(lemmy.ml)
Noo dont die in an ultimately doomed but romantic armed revolutionary struggle you’re so sexy aha.
I was at a friend's place one time, sitting on a couch that was up against a half-wall. I was on my phone and didn't realize my friend was behind me until he asked "what's Hexbear?" And I stammered "just a leftist shitposting site." I think I played it off, but mentally it was like I'd been caught looking at porn. I wasn't sure what I'd say if he asked any more questions. My friends are all leftists in the way a lot of younger people are: they watch Hasan and dislike chuds. But there's a difference between casually watching Hasan and coming into contact with actual Marxist-Leninist posters who write effortposts defending the legacy of Stalin/Mao/the DPRK.
Plus I'd also have to admit to listening to Chapo, which I think is much more embarrassing than watching Hasan.
It's okay comrade shark fucker, I'm already on hexbear, I'm glad you found this outlet too. During our next session, let's meditate on the angular nature of our furry friend. 
its me your therapist, I was on the phone with all the biggest hexbears after our session and they convinced me we shouldn't ban you just yet
Like you need to check this site out doc. It's got all kinds of..... stuff.
"Please clarify what is the context of 
" - therapist probably
You forgot 
Eve I don't really understand that one and I've been here from pretty much day one
multi-gigabyte jpeg of a DPRK soldier that crashed the site when it was uploaded
Someone tried uploading a file of that here, but it took up too much space in site and crashed
Gotta show them the old 
posts
accidentally
don't lie to us
I told mine on purpose, but she's a closet lefty so we cool.
I told my therapist about hexbear ages ago and she just said it was good I had an outlet
And like that you just identified which account is yours if they come back for the double-check
Not if a bunch of us say that that's a wild coincidence, because we accidentally told our therapists about Hexbear today, too.
I am Spartacus!
I'm telling all your therapists about Hexbear, but not my own. Ultimate op-sec.
Funny you should say that
What do the ducks mean to you?
I still rememeber when I showed my therapist a text convo between me and a friend (well, a fight, lol) when we both use the word communist to describe the other (because we both are!) and she stops and goes "So is this communist thing a joke or?" and I go "oh.. uh... no I'm a communist lol".
i will basically bring up communism a couple sessions in to test therapists. my last one was like "but greed is human nature" so i had to get rid of her. they don't have to be like a commie agitator but I need my therapist to be a materialist otherwise we're basically speaking different languages, they may as well be a Catholic.
people who say "greed is human nature" are just telling on themselves and their own cruel way of treating the world. you were right to get rid of her
totally. i was just like, if we see the world in such fundamentally different ways you obviously can't help me lol
Yeah we sometimes run into roadblocks coming from the fact that she's a liberal but overall its not like, a problem for her that im a communist.
For example where I shared an argument with a friend that I had about Ukraine where I took the ML position I was worried that she'd side with the friend because of the position I was taking but she treated it like any other argument, and if anything said I was too overactive in trying to apologize when I didnt do anything all that wrong lol.
Someone saw me scrolling here and asked me what this is so i blurted it was "some reddit thing" without much thought
Truthfully this is me trading one bad habit for another.
harm reduction social media
This you?
quick everybody pretend to be a good influence
I am a good influence!
looking through my last few comments...
~oh~ ~dear~
:taking-restraint:
guzzling cum through a dog-muzzle
Okay ComradeSharkfucker, I'll be on my best behaviour.
All that is left is for you to tell us about your therapist.
Flexing by telling people you have a therapist
They're not going to like the therapy and psychology struggle sessions
Are those on our to-do list or did they already happen?
They've happened a few times. There is some disagreement but also some excellent points about how the industry exists to treat symptoms caused by capitalism without ever addressing the cause.
Hide the owls!
Y'all be good
We have no information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
We have the highest respect for therapists here, that's why we're always watching/talking about our favorite guy 
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