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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

Panicked phone call.

"Put Mr. Turkey on the phone."

"'Mr. Turkey' has had no contact with you and doesn't know who you are and therefore will have no contact with you."

"I gotta speak to Mr. Turkey."

"I'm hanging up now."

"At least tell me your name."

She chuckles. "Mrs. Turkey," and she hangs up.

"Fuck!" says the mayor of America's biggest city. Then he barks at his aides "Didja get that name? Mrs. Turkey. Google her. I didn't even know he was married. This could be a break back to the gravy train."

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

Can't believe people don't want to literally set their money on fire for spectacle.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago

I.... I read he raised around 144 000 or so

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

That's like 2 lawyers fee for a week. The people he needs money from to shake this should be able to donate that personally and not it have any impact on their daily budget.

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

phoenix-bashful

Should've added a legal fee contingency to the bribe agreement from Turkish Airlines

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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