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You call yourself an apex predator but look like this?
(hexbear.net)
bears are guys
Does that look like the face of mercy?
Fine, you can have a chicken nugget
"I don't mean to alarm you, but someone has shat on the porch"
They who sat it shat it.
bears, including grizzlies, were medium-sized predators in pleistocene north america. there were at least four more formidable predators until like 10K years ago; the reason they seem silly for apex predators is that we killed the real ones
I like giant ground sloths. They just wanna eat leaves all day, but will absolutely kill you just as fast as a bear. Those scientists gotta get the cloning vats running.
The biggest one of these was the short-faced bear, and i wouldn't be surprised if they looked even sillier.
yeah if polar bears are still cute shortfaces could probably have managed
I do wonder whether smilodon was cute in some small and unexpected way. probably.
It's Bob The Bear, hello Bob.
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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