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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If my body is a wonderland you want to experience, then to even be considered for entry, you better fucking vote to protect all bodies.

PSL

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago

Vote to protect all bodies is a crazy thing to say from someone voting for a party responsible for creating 100,000s of corpses

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

This whole election cycle, libs have been inadvertently making great cases to vote PSL

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. imagine being in the middle of sex and stopping to show your partner a YouTube video you made... lmao was it on his mind while they were fucking ??

  2. look, for some people, when their horniness reaches desperation level, their personal ideology goes out the window when it comes to choosing a partner. I'm not even judging that element of it, that's a decision she has to make for herself. but the point of this article is to publicly self-flagellate for that choice for the approval of liberals, and that is what makes this so repulsive to me. she literally could have just said nothing

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago

odds this is part of a humiliation fetish are probably not zero

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes, I decided that he was the something nice I deserved.

  1. Breaking covid isolation, during the height of the pandemic no less.

  2. Liberal with "history of hooking up with 'bad' men and narcissists."

  3. White woman+kamala supporter

I'm disappointed but not surprised

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
  1. Frames a person as a commodity that is deserved.

Internet incel shit

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

That's a good one, I didn't even consider that and just glossed over the language.

[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes,

okay so even disregarding everything else he was obviously lying lmao

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The author wears her Kamala Harris "Brat" T-shirt.

lukashenko-tired

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago

This is adding weight to the "humiliation fetish" theory.

It was very weird that every single annoying democrat somehow happened to have the same fetish this summer not sure what that was about.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Something something all politics is sexual pathology

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago

The entire article is basically massive self own after massive self own. Seriously just read it. Capital L liberal nonsense.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The tagline I got right after reading this was:

Immediately pulling out of my partner to log onto hexbear dot net.

Seems significant.

[–] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How else are we supposed to post in the Just Had Sex megathread?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

There's a comm for that, it's called The_Wall

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

volcel-vanguard approves of this message.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

Over our years of knowing each other, Layaway Man had waved the occasional red flag. We met in the lead-up to the 2016 election, and I knew he did not like Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. He said something vaguely about probably voting for Gary Johnson, and I must have dissociated, because I kept seeing him. One time, he was very aggressive with someone standing too close to him on the subway as we commuted after one of our nights together, and it frightened me. He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

Lmao why am I reading this garbage. "This piece of shit I was sleeping with turned out to be a piece of shit."

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 48 points 1 week ago

We need to know less about each other.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But as incompatible as we were ideologically, we were very compatible chemistry-o-logically.**

this person gets paid to write this shit

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

This is the liberal version of "I might be racist but my dick isnt"

[–] miz@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

the only way Trump is scarier than Patrick Bateman is that he isn't fictional.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feed me many many french fries

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Feed me many many french fries

It just like me fr fr

[–] miz@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

uphold volcel thought volcel-judge

[–] roux@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

Finally some fucking news.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

that's why you choose to sleep with communists.

If you EVER stop infighting....

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sex with communists is always orgy because you need an entire committee to be the top

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tfw you overhear the top committee talking about running a train but it turns out they mean investing in sustainable public transit but it's ok because you're into that too

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

I've walked into being jumped with less trepidation than I walked into reading this article

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 week ago

This is such a pointless article but it was published under the "Huffpost Personal" section so I feel I can't really complain.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A surprisingly high number of people will sleep with or even get married to people without even knowing their politics. Idk what's up

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fairly sure straight women would all die spinsters if they didn't ignore the potential politics of their partners

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

haha yeah

I just find it bonkers that someone would get a few years into a marriage and find out that their husband believes that women shouldn't vote and kids are property. Like, what do people even talk about?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • can you believe this isnt butter?
  • wait, this isnt butter? i cant believe this isnt butter!
  • i know, right? i believed it was butter, i totally did!
  • amazing how it's not butter even though we both believed it was butter!
[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

and then another year goes by

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not going to read this, but my hope is that they discovered it when the guy shouted TRUMP in religious ecstasy as he busted, condomlessly.

I estimate the ratio of bozos I've had sex with to bozos I've narrowly avoided having sex with is < 1

#Prude

He shows her his YouTube channel and makes her watch a political-rant-in-car video while they're both completely naked in bed. Just so you know.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So much of this thread is in violation gunpointvolcel-judgegunpoint-alt

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

"I can fix her" is strong here

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I was having sex

first mistake right there

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I need a few good people for a dangerous :logout: :touch-grass: mission; raising the sexual standards of liberals, because *waving hands at this nonsense*

I can't guarantee you will come home with your sanity intact. We will be infiltrating deep behind the dating lines with limited Hexbear contact to avoid triggering BlueMAGA alarms.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

honestly this is exactly what liberals deserve shrug-outta-hecks

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

You're not wrong, but I don't want to hand RedMAGA a win by default. Give 'em a taste of 'Better Sex Under Socialism' and leave 'em with frustration over the status quo.

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[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago
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