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[–] someone@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh my god. My Wii will be old enough to vote in a few months. I got it a month or so after its release date.

I should set it up again and play some Metroid Prime Trilogy. The backported motion-control gun aiming makes the first two games a joy to play.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some zoomer talks about Xbox 360 as retro games, NO ONLY 3RD TO FIFTH GEN biden-ok-smart-guy

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sorry, only Zoomers and younger refer to console generations by number. I don't make the rules, it's just because they learned all this stuff from Wikipedia rather than experiencegrillman

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The console generation numbers always weird me out, because the start of time - console gen that was out when I was born - is considered "third gen" instead of first.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't even know what separates the first two generations of home consoles - it's just an amorphous blob of Ataris and Collecovisons, and other shit I've vaguely heard about but never played.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Second Gen was mostly defined by swappable cartridges instead of built in games

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So the old Pong and video pinball games were first gen, and the Atari consoles are second - makes sense!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Yep! The big advancement was general purpose cpus instead of purpose built logic that allowed swappable program roms

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

8 bit -> 16 bit - idk more bits -> CDs

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[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do they call them consoles if this image offers me no consolation??

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

can't get any consolation because everything is too PC nowdays

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The PS4 is ten years old now

cringe

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ps5 is 5 years old already

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

And it’s really no different from the ps4 in any meaningful sense. Planned obsolescence stays winning

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some Brazilian company has the right idea lol

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Isn't that tied into they have the rights to manufacture the Genesis in Brazil, and import fees make other consoles super fucking expensive?

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Isn't that tied into they have the rights to manufacture the Genesis in Brazil, and import fees make other consoles super fucking expensive?

TecToy used to be Sega representative in Brazil. They used to translate games in Brazilian Portuguese (very rare during the 90's) and make some games/hack roms about popular Latino movie/comic/series characters like Monica (Popular Brazilian Comic series that started during the 1960's about kids going in adventures, even have a Manga version) and El Chavo/El Chapulin Colorado (Mexican comedy Superhero, very popular all over Latin America). I think they were pretty much Sega of Brazil during this time (I believe nintendo simply didn't give a shit about Brazil so it was a huge market for Sega and eventually Sony), and went on as far as give support for the dreamcast (theres a popular 2000's copypasta about the guy in Brazil who really "liked" his dreamcast and asked tectoy for help after he spilled some suspecious thing into his dreamcast lol.)

I think they still release these cheap NES and Mastersystem/MegaDrive clones in South America to this day, mostly retrogamers buy these nowadays, since you can easily find and buy PS2, Gamecube and original Xbox in any eletronics selling place. I never heard about the Zeebo so no idea wtf is that. Nowadays it seems like videogames got cheaper (or the 1980 - 1990's Gamer culture in Brazil are now all old and have jobs), enough for games to be dubbed and adapted for the Brazilian markets.

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[–] erik@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This one speaks to an old like me even more

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TIL I can legally fuck my ps3

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It says insert disc. DISC.

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Insert Dick In System Component

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

eventually you get so old that they’re both 18 years old

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

The PS3 slaps as a retro console. Lots of great games, the last good UI (Because it was before everything was advertising), cheap to get games for. Good console all around, just buy one and chuck in a new drive (an SSD can slightly improve things)

[–] macabrett@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

ah shucks

confronted with my own mortality once again

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm still rocking my 25 year old N64 with the translucent purple controller. I have an older NES too, but it doesn't get as much play time. Both are one owner!

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you don't have too much stick drift on that controller it's worth so much more than any solid color if you need extra cash at any point you could easily flip it into another controller and some money.

Random thought i suppose lol

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[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

This just made me think of the ~2005 "viral marketing" ad for the Sony PSP. Some British chav doing a rap about wanting a PSP. One of the earlier astroturfing campaigns. Couldn't find a link

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I remember hearing Take Me Out by Frwnz Ferdidand for the first time in a psp commercial

Edit: I'm not making any edit Frwnz Ferdidand is a way better band name

Anakin, you're breaking my heart

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[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

stop speading fake news, the PS Triple just released like 2 years ago. And they are still releasing games for the PS2

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

if your console has enough ram to not need color palettes then get the fuck off my lawn grill-broke

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

yea Atari 2600.

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Ouch. This one actually hurts.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

why, this is violence

[–] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago
[–] M68040@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If it's a home console and can render hardware accelerated textured polygons with a display resolution greater than 480i, it isn't retro. Anyone who thinks i'm open to arguments on this can go stick their head in a pig

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Eris235@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I grew up with an atari 2600, that's still 'retrogames' to me, everything else is 'modern'.

[–] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago
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