God I hate the Western press. So fucking stupid
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How are any of these things "woke" or fancy? Am I missing something? What a joke
Nothing is a bigger insult to the English way of life than fresh vegetables
The English built their entire imperial fortune on the international trade of exotic spices, teas, coffees, and chocolates. Horrific human atrocities were committed to cultivate the banana. Nightmarish acts of barbarity were performed to mass produce indigo and rum. People were dismembered by cannon fire to guarantee the free flow of turmeric and saffron.
Hell, mustard was one such condiment. You're not growing mustard plants on the Orkney Islands.
Its just so deliberately ahistoric. Like, I know The Mail exists to make anyone with a fucking education cringe. But god damn, they're good at their jobs.
People were dismembered by cannon fire
I read about this; it sounds like hyperbole but horrifically it was real.
Mustard is native to Europe and Central Asia
Southeastern Europe, sure. But Brits want to hear about Syrian Mustard about as much as they want to hear about Syrian immigrants.
they grow mustard in iceland, apparently lol. the english get off on that one
I've like watching James Mays sandwiches of the 70s video and it is wild that for a cooler decades that God forsaken island considered Russian dressing to be their version of a fresh vegetable.
the fancy woke filling is fucking deli chicken slices and like olives and cheese from spain or something for anyone who doesn't want to read the daily lie
Not only is being vegan woke, so is eating fancy meats and cheeses like a gourmand
Literally everything is woke according to boomers lol
woke is anything that wakes me from my eldritch slumbers, apparently
"Oh, phew, my child is still getting his slop with mustard" 
'It's Dijon mustard dad...'
GOOD post
The other day I went to a restaurant and asked for a meatball sub. They said they no longer serve meatballs, only genderballs.
They changed the meatballs to meatovaries
Gen Der - 
I sent my children an email saying they aren't welcome at Christmas if they want to eat fucking pronoun ham and they did NOT reply.
The Ham Sandwich people think they can overcome their addiction to the ham sandwich. Next they will think they can stop drinking the Al-Gul and eating potato
Smack barm pey wet but it's poly and trans.
Well its already vegan
fancy woke fillings lmao
who the fuck reads this shit unironically?
The most unimpressive middle aged man you've ever met who knows that deep down nobody has ever done anything as impressive as the time he graduated from his local high-school with a 2.4 GPA before becoming a "project manager" for his dad's construction company with 4 employees.
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Anybody who unironically complain about "woke condiments" should 100%, unironically have all of their electronic devices confiscated and be forced to do hard labor for a couple weeks. They clearly need to take a step back and recontextualize some things.
Bringing back the Gulag system but for people who complained about olive oil based mayonnaise being sold in stores
Good comments on that article lol
Bacon and banana is the way to go
IIRC that's what Elvis used to eat: peanut butter with bacon and banana sandwich, deep fried.
No wonder he died on the terlet
I've heard it was also his use of opiates. Opiates constipate you really hard and he just put forward too much effort taking a shit.
Dunking on the king every time I crack a dooker
the king died on his throne
baconana
banacon
I been ache'n for a banacon!
As of glancing at the first 3 words of this article title I have decided that I am no longer acknowledging any form of generation-bashing or stereotyping, for my own health.
They put pronouns in ma bred
Pumpernickel? I hardly know 'er nickel
My fantasy kitchen job is getting carte blanche on a vegan soup and sandwich kinda place. I really really give a fuck about sandwiches. Stuff in a bread is universal, happiness is a really good sandwich.
First #Boomers created the sandwich
Then #GenX ate the sandwich
Then #Millenials killed the sandwich
Then #Zoomers woke the sandwich
Imagine what #Alphas will do tomorrow 
Skibidi sandwich
"On God," and "no cap" means "on sourdough" and "hold the mushrooms."
Please do not lewd the sandwich.
Won't ~~anybody~~ the children think about ~~the children~~ anybody??
LOL, LMAO even!
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I cannot be alone in thinking that if one of the listings on a menu was just described as "Fancy Woke" I just need to order that thing even if I'm not really hungry. Offering a sandwich with that filling would probably just be a sound business decision.
Is it too late to unironically use the term ‘woke mind virus’?
We need Sean Dyche emoji. Low block 4-4-2 on rainy day at Stoke
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