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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 72 points 5 days ago

Imagine letting people use their devices how they want to.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People with older relatives especially will love this becoming the norm

Under socialism phones will have physical buttons, maybe even physical keyboards, you will be able to open them and repair/upgrade them until 15 years pass and you need a new one, while booting you will be presented with a stalin-stoic splash screen and a small area under where you can see the logs. Anything else is revisionism.

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 5 days ago

We should return to Stalker-style PDAs, as a bit

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago

I can understand them, I just don't like them because they're slower than just pressing a fucking button.

FFS stop reinventing the wheel and make something worth while and maybe people will use it.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I hate gestures so much. Zoom in on a photo, pan left to see the left side, and the browser goes back. FUCK

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The worst is tapping the left corner and springing back to the top.

Absolutely Nobody <—-asked for this

Apple is going to eliminate this and present this as a new feature for Iphone 23. Like, no hardware or gui or optimization improvements, just this spring to the top bullshit is gone and sales will be up 200% percent

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I like tapping the top center and scrolling to the top

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I understand, it can be useful for some people, I can totally see the benefits

Btw just stand right here for a second

nuke

Genuinely I use this several times a day, and it’s really frustrating when I come across an app that doesn’t support it

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Even android isn't free of this. Every time I try to scroll up on a website there's like a 50/50 chance that it will interpret that as a refresh.

Or when I'm in my e-reader app and I go to turn the page, but the OS interprets that as wanting to swipe out of the app. Or when my skin is too dry and the touchscreen just doesn't respond to half of my inputs anyway.

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Android has had swipe gestures for over 6 years now... They just let the user choose between swipe gestures and buttons...

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

or.... gasp.... you can have both at the same time that do different things on android

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Android has gestures too? I have it on my phone, you can change it in the settings

[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

and judging by the screenshot, the tweeter knew that, and was just complaining that their preferred way wasn't the default/only option

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

Imagine complaining about having the possibility of customization

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

The gamer mindset.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I want a phone specifically designed to annoy aesthete fascionistas. big physical buttons that click loudly, wide bezels, lots of IO and display outputs, full size DisplayPort, USB type B, Occulink, SPDIF, all fonts converted to Comic Sans

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

And 4:3 aspect ratio.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I learned about this thing from Boonta Vista (they call it the San Remo Jellyfish). It's not exactly that, but it's close.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

I like the size, I miss smaller phones in general, this thing would probably feel like a bar of soap in your pocket

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

lol some early adopt everything (even though broke) friend of mine just bought the New™ iPhone (always gotta have the latest and most expensive!) and was complaining that the gesture mechanism is too sensitive and misinterpreting him like crazy.

I guess that's why they cost 3-4x the price of the peasant phones the rest of us mudeaters use to look at memes and send emojis to chats.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are accessibility settings to change the sensitivity for a lot of gestures. Your friend should google their issue

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Be serious you know they use Bing as a search engine.

"hey Siri can you do a bing search for how to turn down my ringer because I am in the toilet at work"

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

I mean it’s not even a physical button so it might as well be a gesture shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

every time i use my partner's iphone i end up giving up trying to "go back" or "exit this app" or "home screen". it's some little thing in the left top? impossible to remember. and there's a little orb that you can move around and press to bring up some menu? idk, i have a normal android phone and there's three little hieroglyphs at the bottom that just do the basic navigation stuff, easy.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

The little orb is an accessibility feature, though I've only ever actually seen it used by people who broke their phones in such a way that the physical buttons stopped working.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

I want to be able to pick up my phone without it interpreting my fingers brushing against the edges of the screen as five different gestures.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

I use gestures on my Moto and I prefer them. But each to their own

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Swipe is too overloaded on phones. Sometimes the same gesture is tied to two different actions. Swiping up overloads scrolling with getting the home screen. Another is swiping right for going back, when several apps also use that gesture too; gmail archive comes to mind. I prefer the buttons (digital and analog) on Android because it's a much different input that won't confuse different actions.

We have these incredible devices with many sensors, and the best we can do is smudge the screen more often?

[–] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Ukraine flag moment

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

lol android does both

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Nah the swipe is superior. Most phones don’t use a physical button anyway, it’s a fake button you just can’t use that part of the “screen”. And personally I don’t want a physical button back, the physical home button was the thing that died on both of my iPod touches and my first phone. A home button is just another piece that can break.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Screen breaks and then all your buttons don't work

[–] RION@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If the screen breaks to the point of not receiving touch input you almost certainly wouldn't be able to use it with a physical button either

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If the screen didn't take up.the entire front of the phone it'd be less likely to break.

“If you just had less usable surface area there’s less area to break”

[–] june@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

The point-of-failure argument is a good one, but it's worth saying that Apple fixed this before eventually removing the home button: In later iPhones with the home button it didn't actually physically click, it was capacitive with haptic feedback to simulate the feeling of a click.

I like my swipes kitty-cri

[–] Lyubo@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Options 🌈

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

I. FUCKING. HATE. TREE-FRUIT FARMING.

The hunters all stand around my orchard and shout go apple boy go

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My phone has it halfway. I hate buttons taking screen space, so it has like little lines in the bottom that you can pull up and serve the same purpose of the buttons.

Best of both worlds?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

My android doesn't have a home button but it does have volume buttons and a lock button are those also not present on an iPhone?

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

I have the last iPhone version that even pretended to have a button, I’ve had it for 8+ years now and it meets my needs, if i could replace the battery without the phone bricking itself I’d keep using it for another 8.