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holy fucking idiots

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I bet I could take Frankenstein. He'd be crying because he was woke and respects women and I'd fucking punch him so hard, probably kill him.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

As long as you're cool, calm, and collected you can just evade and hit weak points. smuglord

[–] buh@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

They didn’t have BJJ when Frankenstein was invented, I bet I could get him in a chokehold

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

You might be able to do a CQC hug and then tell him "it's not your fault" as a finisher

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

All that I once loved lies in a shallow grave.