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holy fucking idiots

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nonwoke take on one of the oldest monster stories of all times: MONSTER BAD AND UGLY AND EVIL KILL IT KILL IT I AM VERY HEROIC grillman

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I bet I could take Frankenstein. He'd be crying because he was woke and respects women and I'd fucking punch him so hard, probably kill him.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

As long as you're cool, calm, and collected you can just evade and hit weak points. smuglord

[–] buh@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

They didn’t have BJJ when Frankenstein was invented, I bet I could get him in a chokehold

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

You might be able to do a CQC hug and then tell him "it's not your fault" as a finisher

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

All that I once loved lies in a shallow grave.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Now let me tell you about Goblin Slayer"

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Actually the author said that the goblins aren't intelligent in any meaningful way and are more like a fungal infection that conveniently needs SV to reproduce"

smuglord hitler-detector

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From Wikipedia:

After initially being disgusted by both Goblin Slayer's merciless brutality towards goblins as well as him continuously drenching her in goblin blood which covers the scents of humans, elves, and women

hitler-detector kombucha-disgust

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I hate that fash slop so much.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The virgin Goblin Slayer: that shit

The chad West of/Kingdom of/Shadows Over Loathing: Still fungal goblins but they're all cool little dudes who talk funny

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Goblins being seen as good for nothing troublemaker menaces as a cultural perception is fine and good, especially if material conditions rarely leave the goblins any particular choice in how they eat and get by. marx-goth goblin-dont-care