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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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There’s also this gem:

Anyway, feast your eyes

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[–] DiscoPosting@hexbear.net 91 points 1 year ago (7 children)

[Rhetoric - Challenging 12] Differentiate ChatGPT from the human brain.

de-dice-2 de-dice-2

de-rhetoric [Challenging: Failure] — Bad news: they're completely identical. The computer takes input and produces output. You take input and produce output. In fact...how can you be sure you're not powered by ChatGPT?

dubois-depressed — That would explain a lot.

de-rhetoric — Your sudden memory loss, your recent lack of control over your body and your instincts; nothing more than a glitch in your code. Shoddy craftsmanship. Whoever put your automaton shell together was bad at their job. All that's left for you now is to hunt down your creator — and make them fix whatever it was they missed in QA.

Thought gained: Cop of the future

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

The hits keep coming! tequila-sunset

[–] Homestar440@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

All that's left for you now is to hunt down your creator — and make them fix whatever it was they missed in QA.

Isn’t this the plot of “lethal inspection,” the futurama episode?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

jesus i love this and ive never played disco

[–] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never stop posting, each new post is your finest accomplishment

lt-kitsuragi The Lieutenant gazes at you, recognizing your inner turmoil. Is he perhaps an AI too?

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

[Empathy - Trivial 6] What if Kim is an AI as well?

:de-dice-1: :de-dice-3:

:de-empathy: [Trivial: Failure] -- The expression on his face, the Lieutenant's worried consternation. It can only mean one thing: Kim is your creator, and he's afraid you are realizing it.

[–] 1000mH@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Is all of DE written like Philip K Dick?

Maybe it's time.