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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Moooom I need a new xbox controller this one is trraaaaannnsss

Shut the fuck up

New rule: if your "sport" can't manage skill divisions without worrying about genitals it's gone. Your sport is fired. No more pool until you can figure out how to let everyone play. This goes for all the other sports too.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is reminding me of the time I was watching a roller derby bout. The away team had multiple huge guys (like they should've been playing football), that just bowled through the other team.

Convinced me the sport needs weight classes.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Are there other team sports with weight classes? Would be interesting to see a cap on the weight of the team in play at any given time.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hold on are you saying me and the bros can't play nude swordfighting at our sleepovers anymore?

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a strapon should be a suitable replacement for anyone without a penis. if you aren't cool with that than it's banned

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sounds like an unfair advantage

[–] Orannis62@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

You can wear a strap no matter what your bio equipment looks like, ask me how I know