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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 90 points 11 months ago (3 children)

OMFG the only reason you get these sort of fast food/gas stations/middling hotel clusters is because they’re next to an INTERSTATE EXIT, placed there by CENTRAL PLANNERS. God these fucks are so baby brained that they think anything they like in society just exists naturally and not as the result of active planning and processes.

[–] 4zi@hexbear.net 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wdym, the combination Pizza Hut/long John silvers/Taco Bell has existed out in the wild since at least 15000 BC

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

defend old growth strip malls

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

geordi-yes cut down old growth strip malls to count the rings

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Some of the earliest forms of Sumerian writing were actually just people complaining about their order at Pizza Hut

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

"Centralization is when everything looks the same."

Meanwhile you could uproot the buildings in that photo and plop them back down by some other highway interchange and absolutely nobody would notice the difference.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not true! The signage would be wrong.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

how would anyone be able to tell? the sign says "springfield 11 miles". there's always a springfield.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Nuh uh! This one has a five-over-one and lines of trees hiding all the fast food places because "upscale living"

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is just "understanding history is marxism" again in the same veign as the ever popular "roads were always built for cars"

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

i'm jus riffing here but i think in a sense history is a necessarily collectivist endeavor. it's memory at mass scale. the liberal subject has no use for causes and effects outside their own recollections.