The thing that's stuck out to me, is why don't they sperm bank? Like, if it's that important to you then why not do it ahead of time? Or do these psychos want it fresh from a corpse so they can attach some sort of harrowing story to it?... Sounds fashy, so it's probably the case.

[–] GhostSpider@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The sperm bank is a good idea but is a little bit too consent dependent.

Dead men can't say "no" think-about-it

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You are probably correct. Thanks I hate it btw

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

It's because they dont think they'll die. Just a quick murder tour and then home by the evening.

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago

It's funny to think about this as a "perk" of joining the IOF, but they don't need to offer any since everyone has to serve. It saves offering it to anyone who doesn't get got.

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Isn’t masturbation a wrong act in Judaism?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

i think the main sin of onan was spilling his cum on the ground, so i think wanking is fine as long as you eat it afterwards.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probs depends on which flavor.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Hey they banned the medic team from tasting it after the last time; they lost several bloodlines that way.