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That last part is borderline word salad. Both the script and the voiceover have gotta be AI generated, right? I love the awkward pause after "arms" which makes it sound as if God is searching desperately for somebody, anybody, who has arms.
Did he deliver his own grandchild? That's such a weird thing to say in any context.
There is no fucking way. If that dude is even half the germophobe he claims to be, there's no way he's getting within splash radius of an actual birth, let alone touching a slimy fresh baby.
I truly believe he would watch his own child slither out onto concrete before he would even consider getting within reach.
Exactly. Birth is one of the most disgusting things I've seen in emergency medicine. It was one of my ultimate nightmares in an ambulance. I can't imagine Trump letting a dog lick his hand, let alone him covered in blood and shit delivering a child while the medical staff just let it happen.
But then if he's lying about it, why the fuck would you lie about something so weird? Who does that appeal to?
Oh, I thought they meant he was willing to sacrifice ('deliver') his grandchild despite it never happening which was still weird.
Lol some abrahamic shit there. Honestly could be why the AI chose that phrasing
My tummy is very full from my big boy dinner but i must go to the oval office for a very important meeting with the top guys