two dudes bringing colt pythons in and vaporising their fingers down to the charred bone like a cool skeleton dude from a da share z0ne image, each and every round fired mercing a random person other than the other duelist.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Even better than Congressional baseball

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Whiny baby republicans have to bring a gun to win what should be a sword fight between gentlemen, Katanas only.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Nunchucks. Make it interesting and equally likely that they roll a natural 20 on a self-crit.

They could also reenact the "Shit! I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!" scene from Spaceballs, but on the blockchain.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Sir, I'll have you know this is 'Murica.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Flamethrower duel

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Showing up with this bubba’d out Rsh-12

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

My wrist hurts just looking at that