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The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

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[–] M500@lemmy.ml 27 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I looked it up and it’s legit. They actually put this on their YouTube channel.

I watched a few minutes of the story and it really that they want to put a nuke into orbit.

So, intergalactic is the wrong word but likely used because it sounds better than alternative descriptions.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Restarted, the Star Wars have

freedom-and-democracy

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Orbital? Sounds good and is also true?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Intergalactic might not be true at all but it sounds scarier

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Turns out they don't want to put a nuke in orbit and that's also just made up. They just want to use a nuclear powered satellite, which is pretty bog-standard.

I guess "Very normal satellites are normal" isn't such an exciting title. Or.. really news at all.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

So definitely not 'intergalactic', not 'nuclear weapons', almost definitely not 'a huge threat to the US'

When do you think we find out it's not Russian either?

[–] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

A nuclear explosion in space would be devastating to the entire globe. Every sattelite that isn't blocked by the Earth would be fried.