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Love it when a tradcath cryptofascist gets to dialogue with a tradcath fascist about Wookiepedia-level religious trivia

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 68 points 4 months ago (5 children)

God the Jesus fandom is so utterly up it's own ass. What is this even about, Vatican 2 broke their spellcasting system so now they can't eat Jesus?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good person: idk I just try to be nice to people and do onto others blob-no-thoughts

Ex-Manhattan socialite who broke her brain doing too much coke: SO WE HAVE TO EAT JESUS morshupls

[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

WE HAVE TO EAT JESUS

This is just like delicious in dungeon!

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Delicious in Cave

That's how his body really disappeared

Hey he explicitly told them to eat his body.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Laois purposefully gets possessed so the power of Christ compels him, then Senshi ambushes Christ and cooks him into a holy burger

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

Yeah it's like Catholic ultraleftism: I'm the only smart one, everyone else is a dummy, so that's why Jesus closed the door for all of us to press the Eucharist button.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Catholicism 5th edition has been very controversial for being too simple and accessible to wide audiences, elitist players want to go back to 3.5

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Cathfinder has a huge fanbase too

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

And like this isn't even a joke, this is a literal thing that happened to a religion with over a billion adherents and there are literally groups of them fighting over a rules revision. Ffs.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We’re waiting for Vatican 3 to drop soon. It should clear everything up

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I want to see another papal schism in my lifetime.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Poland was close to schism (possibly even double tiered) in 2000's but they managed to sort the pecking order and sphere of influences, so currently they just sit tight and count money.