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Tribute to Thomas Matthew Crooks
(hexbear.net)
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1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net
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The silicon chip inside his head gets switched to overload,
but he wasn't plannin' to shoot a school today,
He's gonna plan something more bold
And no one saw the red flags right off him
Nor his intent, by his good OpSec
So we could see no reason
Not a hint of reason
to shoot Donald Trump at all
Edit - parody of "I don't like mondays"
This is probably far-fetched, but I'd like to think that Crooks was the first republican to actually be intellectually honest about Trump's connections to Jeffrey Epstein, and decided to take "kill your local pedophile" to its logical conclusion