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It's the dunk tank.

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the details (via Variety Magazine):

Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 88 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Jack Black cancelling a tour and screwing over Kyle was not on my 2024 bingo card

Especially not over something as tame as hating Donald Trump

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Breaking civility norms is a huge transgression for libs.
Also why they'll always lose to fascism.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Liberals have no material analysis and they rarely have any skin in the game when it comes to politics. They're not going to starve, they're not getting killed, they are not getting tortured, they're going to be fine no matter whether the emperor wears a red or a blue tie. It's all like a team sport to them, you might get really excited about your team and use big words but you would want them to win within the accepted rules of the the game. You would think it would be beyond the pale if someone from you team brought a gun to the pitch and started shooting at the other guys.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

As a fan of Mutant League Football and Hockey, I would be elated to see my team pull out explosives and take out those fucking Sixty-Whiners