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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (5 children)

A fried flour tortilla with unseasoned ground beef, shredded cheese, big chunks of tomato, and lettuce. They're so gross. Shops selling something like a mexican street taco has started to pop up and it's so nice bc white people tacos aren't fit to feed dogs.

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

See the problem here is the unseasoned ground beef. You've gotta pour in one of those old el paso taco seasoning pouches in there.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This youtube comment I found where someone ended up liking them was kinda cute though.

I like the white people tacos lol. Other than the tomatoes which Ive hated since I was a kid.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why did the ground beef look orange? The beef looked orange and the congealed fat was always bright neon orange? What was that? What the hell were they feeding us?

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I think the seasoning packets made it look orange?

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

You think white people are actually frying their tortillas?

Straight out of the bag, cold, meat and cheese, roll it up and that's a taco to most whities

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, no, they have "taco shells" that come in boxes at the grocery store. It's a stale, fried, u-shaped tortilla "taco shell." Comes right out of the box.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

i dont think those are even technically fried. just a bake

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

thats exactly how my mom made them

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

That movie is extremely accurate in its depiction of small town white people in the 90s. School was 80% white, the rest were Mexican or Native, and there was like 3 black kids. The Ls in words like "Tortilla" were out in force.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Don't forget the mound of sour cream to take the edge off of the cheddar cheese!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Nah the real experience is putting so much wet beef in there that you couldn't possibly roll it up, and then having it explode all over your plate after one bite

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

This is the shit my midwestern parents fed me as a kid even though we lived like 100 miles from Mexico. It wasn’t until we were slightly less broke that I experienced flavor.

[–] Ishmael@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When I was a kid growing up in the Midwest, this is what I thought tacos were. And then a friend took me to a legit Mexican joint as a teenager and my mind was blown