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[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 81 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Immediate end to all [blank] summers until we can figure out what the hell is going on

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

White boy summer has been canceled and been replaced with white man winter deep-infiltration

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Game of thrones opening plays

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

When winter comes, just backstab the main guy of winter and it's all resolved and fine and you can return to the status quo like before. Simple. smuglord

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Ok, who and where's the head white guy? blob-stabby

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Currently it's Biden, will probably be Trump after November.

[-] Paulie@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

I’m begging the Gulf Stream to collapse so we have an endless ice age summer

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

It's been really cool this week for August

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

No more grilling? No more stench of barbecue smoke for months at a time?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

No more loud ass lawnmowers at 7am on a Saturday

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I think some boomers and Gen-X age junior boomers want to do that lawnmower shit and would be very upset if they couldn't for some reason.

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

They'd have to spend the time with their family otherwise

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Estimates are 90% chance in next twenty years. Could happen tomorrow. Fun times!

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Every [blank] Summer precedes a [blank] Fall.

this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2024
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