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[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

at the back of the box there's a fun game where you help an azov solider find their way out of a black sun maze

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

You can find a plastic iron cross or a reichsafler inside

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[–] dualmindblade@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know something is legit when it has this menu

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Their liberal use of the lightning emoji really raises my eyebrow.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised they could restrain the urge to put two of them right next to one another

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder how much you can grift liberals into buying Ukraine merch without explicitly stating that you’re keeping All the profits lol

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I figure you could probably set up a separate LLC called The Free Ukraine Project and make the website blue and yellow and then say all profits go to it.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

That would still technically be fraud. But if you said something like “our company will support Ukraine,” then technically all you need to do to make it true is to say you support Ukraine

[–] jack@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

when even redditors think your ukraine enthusiasm is embarassing

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hello everyone!!! Just heard about the post :) we came up with the idea, but we don’t actually actually make any cereal. We pay various producers/suppliers to put this thing together! :) That’s where the other half of proceeds go :))

All these profiting off war comments are unjust haha. We just need leftover money to pay various suppliers, warehousing, compliance fees, and so on, to make this thing function.

Just like a comedy show, music concert, or bracelet lol, we’re just a new novel way to raise some money!!

We’re going to donate ALL remaining proceeds too. 🩷🩷 and we’ve raised aid already. 😊 we can assure you we’re good guys :) thanks.

https://www.zelenskyos.com/

rust-darkness

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All these profiting off war comments are unjust haha.

Most American Sentence

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Noooo we don’t profit off war, that’s unjust haha

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

We’re going to donate ALL remaining proceeds

ALL remaining proceeds

remaining proceeds

remaining

yea

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

😊 we can assure you we’re good guys :) thanks

Just like wholesome chungus tech billionaires that propose DON'T BE EVIL so-true

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 year ago

They deleted 'dont be evil' from the company charter in fact. Too, ahem, controversial

[–] buh@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Just like a comedy show,

they're not wrong

:)

[–] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god oh fuck he’s got Stalins giant spoon scared

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[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

The biggest problem with capitalism is that the cringe isn't distributed equitably.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

1990s: "What if I told you that wheat flakes would give the athletic skills of Michael Jordan?"

2020s: "What if I told you that cheerios would win the war in Ukraine?"

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The symbols are little swastikas how cute!

My kids love the sonnenrad, skull and lightning bolt marshmallows the best.

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Glory to Breakfast

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 year ago

You are a direct financier of war. Prepare to be eaten alive by the hogs.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Oops! All Nazis!

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this might be the most cringe war of my lifetime, maybe in all of history.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

WW1 seething right now at being replaced

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A Zelensky action figure would sell better.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Love spending quadruple the money on Malt-O-Meal oat loops!

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd personally recommend the frosted ZelenskyO's but they're a bit hard to ship to most countries due to prohibitions on importing cocaine.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

each bite contains the number of strategic objectives completed

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Even the stormfronters aren't buying this garbage, bottom of the barrel trash

[–] roux@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

If I am gonna pay $12 for a box of grift cereal it better be vegan... get out of here with this nonsense.

This is the worst thing I've seen in a while.

[–] Flaps@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol it's not even a Ukrainian company, they're from the UK. Somethingsomething cereal industrial complex.

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[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

this is nauseating

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Next time someone asks me what an SCP cognitohazard is, I'll just send them this pic.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Slobber & Urine

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Lmao this can't be real

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