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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

when you're on day 15 of a mayonnaise smoothie cleanse, and you get the egg sweats.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

fuck off liberal they don't even hurt

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

That's just the residual soy being pushed out of the body. Don't believe the scientist "doctor" dorks.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have no clue who this guy is tbh

For a moment I thought it was Rich Evans

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

He's a Podcaster that used to work with Bellingcat and is generally summarized as leftist for domestic issues but State Department approved for anything abroad.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Robert Evans strikes me as a left-lib western anti-Stalin anarchist, and also is embedded within Bellingcat, a pro-western pro-NATO NGO that

has received grants from Civitates-EU,[32][33] Porticus [Wikidata] the Brenninkmeijer family philanthropy, Adessium Foundation, National Endowment for Democracy (NED), PAX for Peace,[22][34] the Dutch Postcode Lottery, the Digital News Initiative,[35][36][22] Zandstorm CV and Sigrid Rausing Trust.[35]

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HEALTH, LIKE CAVEMEN! wojak-nooo

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Looking on the bright side, this means a lot of these guys won't be able to handle weapons very effectively

Just a bunch of butterfingers shooting each other in the face

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't feel bad for that idiot. We've known for decades that the healthiest diet is full of vegetables, fruit, grains, nuts, and legumes. It's scientificaly proven, everyone knows that, everyone's doctor knows that, it's the easiest thing to find with a google search, and yet those people willingly decide to eat exactly the opposite of that.

I'm at loss of words to describe how stupid those people are, and the dedication it takes to remain that stupid at every meal they eat for the months or years it takes to make your hands look like that.

[–] proceduralnightshade@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't feel bad either, but I kinda understand why people do stupid shit like that, from a personal point of view plus I have some hypothesis about extreme (EG carnivorous) diets in men. I believe it's an eating disorder in a lot of cases, manifesting in a way that's more difficult to grasp than "simple" bulimia, anorexia or orthorexia. For the outsider it's a seemingly arbitrary dietary restriction, from the inside it's most likely something a lot more complex. Dunno if there are any studies on this.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

From a certain point of view, it is definitely an eating disorder of a type

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Toxic-masculinity-induced eating disorder?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Who will win?

Decades of scientific, pro-vegan healthy diet research or one very cheesy boi?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago
[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago
[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would they slide down fire poles really good?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they're near an open flame would their entire body ignite?

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 months ago

I suspect it wouldn't hinder.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

I bet he feels so uncomfortable all of the time

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

bocchi-glitch

This feels like the origin story of Victor Tooms kombucha-disgust

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I kinda wanna see what would happen if they cut into the skin above the fat

Also is it liquid or like a paste?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Imagining it's like those videos where they cut open a cyst and cottage cheese starts squirming out.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

That is horrifyingly disgusting 🤮

[–] roux@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Vegans stay winning.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Maybe he should try some "high meat" to detox his body. agony-wholesome

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 months ago

average mechanic hands be like

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

This is the kind of guy who "spontaneously combusts" but actually it's just his ecig battery blew up and he went off like an oil fire.

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Jordan Lobsterson posted by Robert Fedvans.

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Her@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

This is good for my cholesterol fetish

a couple etizolam pressie should take the edge off jordan-eboy-peterson

[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

here I am to ruin all the jokes about how his hands are all greasy

this is on the inside of his skin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanthelasma

You know how some old people have yellow stuff around their eyes, under their skin? This doctor thinks it's that, but on his hands.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this totally makes it less viscerally disgusting for sure very-smart

[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

lmao it's still gross as fuck

look at that shit, wonder where else it's ended up

FEET PICS

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

This guy read Junji Ito's "Glyceride" and took it as a personal challenge

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To be fair they usually just pop up around…uh…the eyes.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Hand smegma